Just a guy who talks like Hannibal Lecter and walks around with a rooster chained to his dong. Nothing out of the norm for NYC. I’d say it’s a matter of time before we see this guy wandering around the subway!
Actually, this is pretty impressive but still weird.
One of the more disturbing things I’ve seen in a while. Speaks for itself.
So apparently the story here is that some acid head bought the animatronics from Chuck E Cheese and synced them to Pop Lock and Drop It. The creepiness and awesomeness is overwhelming right now!
Pretty sure this dance is the only way Russians get the sun to come out. I remember doing something similar to this in my friends out-ground pool growing up to create a whirl effect but can you imagine this many people doing it?! I have to admit the beat is pretty sick and how long do we give it until Kanye remixes it? Can anyone explain what the fuck is going on here?
Smut. Just a day full of smut on CSC. Sweaty models stripping while painting, naked women in music videos, and now some chick who likes getting her tits sucked by animals. Meet Sabrina Boing Boing. A Brazilian model who offers her milking services to random wildlife. Don’t worry, this ain’t her first rodeo–she apparently fed an ostrich ripe fruit from between her boobs just last week.
Can’t be real right? I mean the fact that this kid knows one person who would agree to go on camera and admit to being friends with him. Can’t be real. All of these inflatables are probably just a physical form of the voices running in and out of this kid’s head everyday. When people start going missing in the Redlands area, someone please go check Mark’s freezer.
If this girl’s body is not chopped up and found in this kid’s freezer within the next month I will be amazed. He loves her like Jeffrey Dahmer loved his victims. Have a safe weekend everyone!
This is what the infomercial for the Finger Nose should look like:
Have trouble using your iPhone in the bath?! How about when reading? How about when you’re just too goddamn lazy to use your hands?? Well Finger Nose is here to make sure you look like the biggest asshole in the world. Just strap this fuzzy dildo to your nose and point, click, and scroll away! Sure you won’t have many friends and girls will avoid you, but the fact that you’ll be able to multitask outweighs all of that!
Just the fact that this is a real thing and someone is probably making millions off of clinically depresses me. Fuckin’ thing should come with a guy who shows up and punches you in the nuts when you open the box. In fact I’d love to be that guy so if Finger Nose is hiring, please shoot me an email ASAP.