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And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

Posted: October 29, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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The good ol’ Christian way! What. The. Fuck.

 

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Gothamist: No matter how many times we have to beg, straphangers seem to insist on bringing their snakes on the subway. This week’s subterranean serpent story comes courtesy of one C train rider, who spotted a man with not one, but two snakes at around 11 p.m. last night. TWO SNAKES. Of course, the seasoned subway rider sitting next to our fair snake charmer seems completely nonplussed, even in the midst of what appears to be an intimate moment between Man and Snake. Eric Hertzog, who snapped the above photos, tells us the photo was taken on a northbound C train, and that the snake owner disembarked at 14th Street. “The guy was sitting there with a girl (don’t know what their relationship was) and at first he had a smaller snake just hanging from the railing while another snake was in between his legs. He then took the smaller snake off the railing and was just playing with them for a little. When people got on the subway they all looked over in that direction and probably said to themselves, “What the hell.” One man almost sat right next to the guy but the man with the snakes let him know that were snakes on his lap and then that guy ran to the other side of the subway car. He then put the snakes in separate bags and then both into his backpack and off he went.” Please note that it is indeed illegal to expose your snake on the subway, since MTA rules mandate that “no person may bring any animal on or into any conveyance or facility unless enclosed in a container and carried in a manner which would not annoy other passengers.” The Tale of Two Subway Snakes was first picked up by KTU 103.5 FM, who asked if this was “The Scariest Thing You’ve Ever Seen On The Train?” 

 

“Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train!” -kinda Samuel L. Jackson

 

 

Cheers To The Guy Pissing Into A Cup Then Pouring It Out On The Subway

Posted: September 29, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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See, here’s what I don’t get–why even piss into the cup if you’re just going to pour it out onto the train anyway?? You got more on your pants and hand than if you just pissed in the corner. The man is clearly just making more work for himself!

 

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Tiny Chick Grinds On Extremely Fat Guy

Posted: July 29, 2014 by rmcguire13 in Funny
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I’m sure every fat dude in the world is hoping the ‘Lap Band Dance’ becomes the latest internet craze. I believe this guy’s face sums up the whole thing:

 

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Wait For It…Wait For It…Wait For it…

Posted: July 10, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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It sucks when your OG backyard party gets interrupted because people are tripping over one-legged chicks trying to twerk all over the lawn. I’ll give her credit tho–she’s the life of the party!

 

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And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

Posted: May 21, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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I…ummmmm…I…really don’t…ummmm….

 

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And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

Posted: May 13, 2014 by rmcguire13 in WTF
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Just a guy who talks like Hannibal Lecter and walks around with a rooster chained to his dong. Nothing out of the norm for NYC. I’d say it’s a matter of time before we see this guy wandering around the subway!

 

 

 

Hey, she’s probably just possessed, that’s all! What. The. Fuck?! Note to self–eating Pringles with a ponytail on the subway may trigger zombie-like behaviors from crazy bitches.

 

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Honestly, I don’t even feel bad for this poor Asian. When you get completely cuckolded in front of your girl without words ever being spoken, you deserve to lose her. Who knows, maybe he’s into it but she certainly isn’t putting up much of a fight. Her friend even said she was rooting for the white guy. By the way, this is the biggest power move I’ve ever seen right here:

Excuse me while I literally carry your girl away!

 

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