Kony 2012 Mastermind Arrested For Diddling His Dick In Public

Posted: March 16, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Strange
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TMZ: The mastermind behind the now-famous “Kony 2012” video was arrested last night in San Diego for allegedly being drunk in public and masturbating … this according to NBC7 in San Diego. Jason Russell was taken into custody by San Diego cops.  In addition to allegedly masturbating, cops say he vandalized cars. According to NBC7, cops said they received several calls around 11:30 AM yesterday … reporting a man in “various stages of undress.” Sources tell us … Russell was dancing around the Intersection of Ingraham and Riviera wearing “speedo-like underwear” … and eventually removed the underwear and began to make sexual gestures.  We’re told … it appeared Russell was under the influence of some kind of substance. Cops told NBC, “Officers detained [Russell] and transferred him to a local medical facility for further evaluation and treatment.” Russell is the father of two, and says he wants to have 9 more kids. Russell is the co-founder of Invisible Children as well as the filmmaker of the ultra-viral video which has set records on the Internet — with more than 80 million views.

 

Talk about dedication. This guy will do absolutely everything in his power to keep this Kony bullshit relevant, even if it means running around the streets of San Diego naked and playing air guitar on his dick. Give it up dude. You’ve been called out on being a fraud and your 15 minutes is up.

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