Archive for April, 2012

 

Do these Golden Girls not sound like 3 of the most typical Jewish gossip queens ever? This commentary is unreal and I can only imagine what Bingo night is like. Some memorable quotes:

“the end is purple!”

“two hands with space in the middle!”

“look at his nose is hittin’ her cli-toris.”

“oh, that hurts! That’s what the Greeks do!”

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Fight back. There’s something I bet a rape victim never thought to do. I don’t know where this video has been hiding for the last 20 years but I’m sure glad someone blew the dust off it!

Woman’s Ass Eats Subway Pole

Posted: April 30, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Really hope you weren’t expecting some sexy 20-something in this video. Quite contrary. If there’s one thing I hate most on the subway, it’s when people lean up against the poles like they own them. When the pole disappears entirely because someone is leaning against it…forget it!

 

If there’s one thing soccer needs, its entertainment. No wonder they let their fans do whatever they want. This hooligan had time to celebrate a goal with his favorite team, whisper some sweet nothings into the scorer’s ear, and beat off all over the opposing fans before anyone even had the notion of escorting him off. Even then he was still able to pull his pants down and moon some people without being tazed, pepper sprayed, or tackled. This guy is my hero….for the day.

Troll Dance Kicks Off The Weekend!

Posted: April 27, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny, Music, Strange
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This guy must be dying in that sweater. Have a safe weekend everyone!

Woman Gets Into Subway Argument While With Her Kid

Posted: April 27, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Fights
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Welp, this kid’s future appears brighter than the sun. Just like Kevin Hart said, it’s hard to talk shit when you got a baby bag over your shoulder.

Subway Treasure Thursday!

Posted: April 26, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Sexy, Subway Treasures
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The lower half of my body is so confused right now.

 

What’s more embarrassing? Pulling up to school blasting this with the whole car singing in unison or pulling up to school with your step-father blasting chicks having orgasms on The Howard Stern Radio Show? Cause that’s the shit I had to deal with on a daily basis. Do you know what it’s like being a kid going through puberty having to get out of the car with morning wood? I do.

 

“It just helps him with timing, to not jump at the ball.” Ummmm, guy, you just went down on 3 pitches. Reminds me of some other weird batting stances throughout the years…