Archive for June, 2012

Flula Has Something To Say About YOLO

Posted: June 29, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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We’ve posted Flula before when he talked about Jennifer pooping at the party. Now he’s back trying to understand this new ‘YOLO’ phenomenon. I don’t blame you at all Flula. I’m from this country and I don’t understand half the shit people are talking about.



Never again Grace! What? One more time? Ok!

Subway Treasure Thursday!

Posted: June 28, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Sexy, Subway Treasures
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Don’t worry about that ominous roll of toilet paper or lone sport sock, now all you have to do is explain why there’s a bib that ties around your dick mixed in with your colors on laundry day. And did I catch a ‘High School Musical’ bib in there? Sickos.



This was pretty cool even though it looks like the cameraman shot it from the neighboring state. Is it too much to ask for a zoom?


The buzzer went off and I’m sitting here scratching my head trying to understand where the kid is wrong. Since when the hell does yellow also mean someone is a coward?! Says a lot about me and this kid’s upbringing though, right?

Side note: Only thing that would have made this better was if the kid pointed to the Asian next to him when he answered.

I Will Buy Anything Natalia Velez Is Selling!

Posted: June 28, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Sexy
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Kate who? I post videos of Kate Upton every week and I’m pretty sure she can’t touch Natalia Velez! I included the video to prove she’s not Photoshopped.

New Beer Mug Gives Drink Instant Head

Posted: June 27, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Cause we can all use some head with our beer.

A 72-year-old Teaneck, New Jersey resident was taken into custody by police last night after he reportedly aimed a gun at a neighbor who farted outside his door. Daniel Collins and the unidentified victim, 47, live in the same apartment complex, and had apparently been feuding for “some time” over “noise complaints” prior to yesterday’s incident. According to Det. Lt. Andrew McGurr, Collins snapped and pulled out a handgun after “hearing [his neighbor] pass gas in front of his apartment door.” He denied brandishing a weapon, but upon searching his vehicle, police officers uncovered a .32-caliber Taurus revolver under the front passenger seat. Collins was subsequently charged with aggravated assault, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose, unlawful possession of a firearm and making terroristic threats.


Looks like a simple fart was the straw that broke the camels back here. And don’t tell me ‘wow that musta been a huge fart for him to hear it.’ No, no, no. I live in an apartment as well and my walls are paper thin. I can hear my neighbors conversations through my wall like I’m in the room with them. Not the best of situations but you turn the TV up or play music and problem solved!

Sidenote: Thank Christ my neighbors don’t own a gun. I know this cause they would’ve shot me by now.

The More You Know…

Posted: June 27, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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Compliments of BroBible

Now if NYC could only sell soft drinks larger than 16 ounces!