Archive for June 20, 2012

Kid Makes Last Minute Escape From Under Moving Train

Posted: June 20, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Survival
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Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place. No idea how this asshole got under the train in the first place but that was one ballsy move getting out. I’m sure he’s glad his friend could put down the camera and cigarette to help out.



This father gives a young man an ultimatum who slept with his underage daughter. Face statutory rape charges or receive a spanking. So that brings us to today’s ‘Would you rather’. Would you rather get slapped bare-assed by the chick your banging’s father on camera for the world of Youtube to see or face statutory rape charges and go on the sex offender list?

Question for you sex offenders out there. How long are you on the list and what kind of time am I facing for statutory rape? I’m asking because this has got to be one of the most humiliating things I’ve ever seen nevermind the fact that this kid won’t be sitting in a chair for the next couple weeks. Personally, I would prefer an ass kicking from the dad and at least go down with some pride than have to go through this. I’m assuming this is in the south because this guy would already be facing assault charges and be sued if it were anywhere else. So I ask you, what would you rather?

Man Pulls Off Prank With Shake Weight

Posted: June 20, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Not sure that the Shake Weight has actually been used for anything other than a prank.


That moment when you think you’ve discovered a new kind of plant species and it turns out to be a used, rubber sex toy.


Consider this your Wednesday Hump Day video! By the way, Terry Richardson must have the best job on earth.