There’s No Way I Believe That Rex Ryan’s Tattoo Is Real

Posted: January 4, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Sports
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I mean this HAS to be photoshopped, right??? No way even Rex is dumb enough to get this tat on his arm. His naked wife, wearing a Sanchez jersey, Tebowing?! You know that’s permanent right dude? And why stiff McElroy? Guy was your best QB. At least make your wife a Ginger or something. Throw the guy a bone!

Let’s say the tattoo IS real. No wonder he had to play Sanchez all season, he had the Mexican branded on his arm over his wife’s naked body. Does this not weird anyone else out?! And how do you think Woody Johnson feels about this? Um, Rex you can stick around one more season as long as you cut the bullshit and pull Sanchez’s cock out of your mouth. Oh OK, I’ll just go ink up my arm with the three biggest controversies of my career and rock that shit in the public. Fuckin’ Rex Ryan. No doubt in my mind he has a naked water fountain statue of Mark Sanchez in his garden at home.

Side note: Hopefully the Jets can get a good QB wearing the number 8 and that jersey could be a quick fix at the tattoo parlor. Also, how mad do you think Tebow is that Rex has his naked wife Tebowing?

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