Happy Side Piece Day!

Posted: February 13, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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Cheating

 

I’m going to sound really bitter for a second but Valentines Day is the biggest scam of the year. No man likes it yet he must spend stupid money on flowers/chocolate/dinner just so his girl feels special for a day. You wanna feel special? How about the fact that you are still together? Over 50% of married couples don’t last in today’s world so if you’re still together, you now fall into an exclusive group. There you go, special. That being said, if your loved one is unavailable tonight it’s more than likely because today is the unspoken holiday of National Side Piece Day. This is the day all men/women go out with the people they’ve been banging on the side since they obviously can’t do it tomorrow. Gotta work late tonight? Nice move. Tell the 25 year old from your office I said hi! Happy Side Piece Day!

 

 

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