Pro Wrestler X-Pac Needed Surgery For A Torn Anus

Posted: March 25, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Guyism: If you’re like most men in our demographic, you probably watched a little bit of WWE in the 90s. Remember Sean “X-Pac” Waltman and his crotch-to-face finishing move, the Bronco Buster? Apparently it can lead to a torn anus. A number of pro wrestling “news” sites, including WrestleChat.net, claim that Waltman received the injury performing his signature move at a wrestling show in Minnesota on Saturday night. No one in Waltman’s camp has provided official confirmation on the nature of the injury but his girlfriend, Alicia Webb, tweeted the following on Sunday night:

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According to ProWrestling.net, the unconfirmed injury required surgery early Sunday morning. The site reports that he was able to leave the show and attend an after-party for the event before having to go to the hospital when the injury would not stop bleeding.

 

Nothing like a good Jay Leno chin tearing your asshole apart enough to require surgery. I’m not a huge wrestling fan but I’ve got a lot of friends who are so I hear a lot of shit through the grapevine and this doesn’t really surprise me. I feel like it was yesterday I was in middle school watching this guy run dick first into people’s faces and I remember thinking that it was only a matter of time before one of his nuts got pushed into his stomach. Never thought his asshole was in that much danger pulling off that move but hey, just goes to show you that anything can happen I guess.

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