Ryan Lochte’s Interview About His New Reality Show Went About As Well As You Can Imagine

Posted: April 19, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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For anyone who followed CSC during the Summer (Special) Olympics knows how much I despise Ryan Lochte. Respect the shit out of him for his swimming talents but Jesus Christ, it’s like someone held him under water until oxygen stopped going to his brain. How this guy has a reality show is beyond me. Maybe it’s that ‘bad car wreck’ theory that E! is going after just like the Kardashians but I would hope someone gets fired after this. These morning news anchors are spot on. How are they going to fill an entire show–no less an entire season of this shit?? I could argue that following around Stephen Hawking with reality cameras would be better entertainment. You have no idea how bad I was praying they forgot to shut Ryan’s mic and camera feed off and he got to sit there and watch these two people hysterically laugh at him.

Side note: You could make the argument that Lochte’s lower torso is a female if you cut the top off

 

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