How Bout The Drunk Chick Who Licked Her Floor And Rolled Around In It?

Posted: April 23, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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For a second I felt bad because I thought I was watching someone film a retarded girl tweaking out on the floor. But then I realized it was just a drunk chick licking her hardwood clean and rolling around in it. You know when you’ve hit rock bottom? When you wake up after a night of drinking and your tongue looks like the bottom of a used Swiffer and the only action you got was from the floor outside your front door.

Side note: This is absolutely the type of girl I look for at the bar at 3am

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