How To Hold Off On Getting Off

Posted: April 25, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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So this guy made a funny video on how to keep yourself from ‘letting go to early.’ I believe it was Dave Chapelle who said when I cum, man, it’s right on time! None of this premature shit. That being said, however, I like his style of just blurting out random things. I tried to think of a few myself:

Juuuuuust a bit outside!

Annnnnd BOOM goes the dynamite!

Heeeeere’s Johnny!

This. Is. Sparta!


And, it’s in the hole!

The power of Christ compels you!

Touchdown Giants!

We’re gonna need a bigger boat!

Badda baa baa baa, I’m lovin’ it!

I’ma Luigi, I’ma gonna win!

Finkel is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkel!

Put it on the boardddddd yessssss!


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