Holocaust Beer Pong Is An Actual Thing All The Sudden

Posted: May 28, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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holocaustbpBrobible: [if you can’t read above] Its called Jews vs the Nazis. Its 3-on-3, 30 cups per team. The Nazis shape their 30 cups into a swastika, and the Jews set up their 30 cups as the Star of David. The cups are re-racked to a smaller swastika and a smaller star when 18 cups remain on either team. The Nazis start the game off with ‘blitzkrieg,’ and each player on the Nazis shoots until they miss, but this is only allowed for the first volley. The Jews have the ‘Anne Frank Cup,’ and this ability allows them to pick any one of their cups and hide it anywhere in the room, but it has to be shootable, obviously. The Jews can only do that once per game and can be used only during their turn. To equalize this slight advantage, the Nazis also have another ability called ‘Auschwitz’ (or ‘Concentration Camp’ if you don’t know what that means). With this ability the Nazis can pick any player on the Jews team and they have to sit out of the game until the other two players on the Jews team each make a cup. After that happens the 3rd person on the Jews team can play again. Also, throughout the game you are supposed to talk alot of shit and say as many racist things as possible to make it more enjoyable. My Jewish friends actually love this game haha.

 

Looks like the Jews are getting the raw end of the deal here again. Just look at those racks. Not even comparable to how fair that is but I guess if it’s based off the Holocaust then that’s the way it’s gotta be. I’m more curious to hear the Jews shit talking game though. Like what can you say to the team that represents a group of people who almost wiped out an entire ethnicity? These games must get intense but not as intense as I feel like Confederates vs. Slaves would be. Who’s in?

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Comments
  1. Hatzel says:

    What can you to a team that’s reps a group of people that tried to wipe out an entire ethnicity…

    How about:
    “You failed mother fuckers.”

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