Yankee Fan Ran Onto The Field During Allstar Game Last Night Because Of Twitter

Posted: July 17, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Gothamist: Last night was Citi Field’s time to shine during the All Star Game. And of course there was an idiot who decided that if his Tweet got 1000 retweets, he’d run out onto the field. His Tweet gained enough traction that 18-year-old Dylan McCue-Masone of Long Island JUST HAD TO DO IT. He was charged with interfering with a professional sporting event. This means he’ll be likely banned from Citi Field—and since this was an All Star Game, does that ban extend to all MLB stadiums? Anyway, McCue-Masone is no Jorts Guy.


I’m sure if the people who retweeted this douche knew he was gonna run onto the field and just roll over and let security grab him, they wouldn’t have bothered. Maybe it’s just because I’m a showman but if you’re going to break the law in front of thousands of people on a huge stage like an allstar game then don’t half-ass it. Hit that turbo button and juke a little bit. Make people miss. Have some kind of plan. Instead you ran out on the field and gave up quicker than the French. Embarrassing. The only good part is that the Mets can’t afford to ban anyone for a lifetime so this guy should be fine for the next subway series.

Side note: This is still the best evasion of all time:




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