Are You Alcoholic? Take This Test To Find Out! I Am Apparently

Posted: January 10, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Funny
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NCADD: Are you concerned about the role alcohol plays in your life?  With 26 questions, this simple self-test is intended to help you determine if you or someone you know needs to find out more about alcoholism. Please Note: This test specifically does not include drug use.  To take a self-test focused specifically on drug use, please click on Am I Drug Addicted? Directions:  The following questions are a self-test to help your review the role that alcohol plays in your life.  Remember that the questions do not include other drugs taken for medical and non-medical uses. Carefully read each statement. When preparing each response, take into consideration your actions over the course of the past 12 months.


So I scored an 11 so I guess it’s time to make some life changes–or not. Personally some of these questions are bullshit in my mind. “Have you ever regretted anything you’ve said or done while drinking.” Hasn’t that happened to everyone? Automatic 1 point right there off the bat. “Have you ever not remembered something from the night before?” Um, yes it’s called a blackout and I’m pretty sure we’ve all been there as well. Automatic 1 point. “Have you ever been drunk for several days at a time?” One word–college. Who doesn’t have a drinking problem at this point??

H/T Brobible

  1. Sunrie says:

    Ha! I did this stupid test for my Psychology is Junk Science entry

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