Oh By The Way, This Was Kate Upton’s Boyfriend In High School

Posted: February 19, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Reddit: Redditor Coolsexguy420boner posted this picture of Kate Upton from 2007 when he took his then girlfriend to homecoming. He writes:

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Love this kid’s attitude. She peaked when I showed her the night of her dreams. Nope, we didn’t bang. Didn’t get wasted due to her strict, religious family. Just went to homecoming and was home by 10:30. Like I said, night of her dreams! Well kid, I don’t blame you. If I dumped a chick who went on to become an international model I would’ve said the exact same thing. Probably drink myself into some kind of stupor even. But you know what? Good old Sponge Bob’s 15 minutes is almost up so don’t worry. Just remember who “had” her first my man.

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