Reality: New Phone App Makes You Lick Your Phone To Learn How To Go Down On Girls

Posted: March 6, 2014 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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EliteDaily: Using simple touch-screen technology, the app engages users in a series of tongue exercises such as flicking a light switch and turning a crank by literally licking the screen. If it sounds odd, that’s because the creators obviously did not take Lick This too seriously. The team works at Goodby, Silverstein & Partners, but goes by the name Club Sexy Time. According to Fast Company, they came up with the idea for Lick This at the Dali Museum. Their first idea was an app called “The Lick Olympics,” but co-designer Pablo Rochat quickly “figured, correctly, that people would gravitate towards bawdy humor more than just the fact you can lick your phone.” Licking your screen obviously sounds a little dirty, so Club Sexy Time advises users to cover their phones in plastic wrap before engaging. The app features just three exercises at the moment but the team promises more are on the way.


If you have to resort to downloading this app, I’m not sure you really need to worry about going down on girls because they probably don’t talk to you in the first place. Wanna know how I learned? Just Youtube pussy lick…duh.


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