Here’s Why You Don’t Let Someone Drive A Golf Ball Off Your Ass

Posted: March 18, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, News
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Has everyone heard this story? Playboy model Liz Dickson allowed comedian Kevin Klein to drive a golf ball teed up off her ass and sure enough, he stubbed the shot. Now Dickson is suing for $500,000 for pain and suffering claiming it took $33,000 to treat the injury. Look, I get that it was probably really painful and Liz is now out of work until that bowling ball sized bruise is gone, but did no one have her sign a waiver prior to doing this? She’s the idiot who let an amateur golfer stuff a tee down her ass and whack a golf ball. And if you’re the comedian, how did you not see this coming a mile away. Of course she’s going to sue you after this. She was probably gonna do it either way despite the outcome. This is ‘Murica damnit.

In other news they still haven’t found this goddamn plane.



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