If You Wanted To Know Why Michael Bay Movies Suck, This Should Help

Posted: June 25, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Let me start off by saying that most of his movies gross big numbers and you can’t take that away from him. CGI a lot of shit and blow just about everything up in the film and I guess you’ll put people in the seats. But using the exact same plot lines and even the same footage from your older movies is not only cheating but plain lazy. The Transformer movies are a joke, I’m pretty sure he butchered TMNT for me, and I had to shut Pain and Gain off halfway through because it was so bad. The man hasn’t had a good movie since Armageddon in ’98, yet people will still pay $16 to see his movies. I don’t get it.


  1. I’m seeing Age of Extinction Thursday night, and I’m guessing that I’m going to have to tear it a new one in my review.

    I just posted a review on Dark of the Moon that you can check out here:


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