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Try floating a one-man submarine into Singapore harbor and planting mines on Japanese ships in World War II. Not easy, but this submersible is cool.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://citysubwaycreatures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/matchbox-camera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Matchbox Camera</image:title><image:caption>In the 40s, spies were using cameras smaller than your smartphone!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://citysubwaycreatures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/lock-pick-set.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lock Pick Set</image:title><image:caption>And they all fit in this handy dandy sheath.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://citysubwaycreatures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/exploding-coal-paint-set.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exploding Coal Paint Set</image:title><image:caption>Spies would use fake, exploding coal to sabotage supply lines -- and this paint set to make the coal look real.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://citysubwaycreatures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dead-drop-rat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Drop Rat</image:title><image:caption>Rats' hollowed-out bodies also served as an effective dead drop for money, notes and other contraband being moved around Moscow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://citysubwaycreatures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dead-drop-brick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dead Drop Brick</image:title><image:caption>Spies in Moscow in the 60s had a variety of "dead drops" they could use to secretly pass around notes and other contraband, including these hollow bricks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://citysubwaycreatures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/beano-grenade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beano Grenade</image:title><image:caption>The OSS designed the Beano grenade to feel like a baseball and explode on impact -- rather than bouncing away from its target and blowing up elsewhere.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://citysubwaycreatures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/assassination-umbrella.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Assassination Umbrella</image:title><image:caption>Spies aren't usually assassins. But some weapons, like this umbrella, have been used in the field. The assassination umbrella is equipped with a pellet of toxic ricin that will infect and kill its target slowly over the course of a few days. Its last known use was on Bulgarian defector and BBC reporter Georgi Markov in London, 1978.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://citysubwaycreatures.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/suicide-pin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suicide Pin</image:title><image:caption>If a CIA operative were caught, he could choose capture or death by this pin. When twisted the right way, the silver dollar would unleash a pin coated in saxitoxin. 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