Subway Creature Maces Kid

Now what did we learn today kids? Don’t fuck with a pig hooker who is bigger than your 300 lb mother. I never thought I’d say this but I have to side with RuPaul on this one. Fuckin’ little kids couldn’t keep their mouths shut and you know what, the hooker gave you plenty of warnings. It’s his/her birthday tomorrow for christ sakes! I have no idea what this fight is over nor do I care, but I will say that I’m pretty sure this lil bastard will think twice next time he opens his mouth around a 6’5” zoo animal. Unfortunately the kids brother (the one who looks like the fat kid from Nutty Professor “Hercules! Hercules!”) didn’t get his share of mace. But that’s fine because his punishment is now dealing with his blind, crying brother and mother. Not to mention what his mother is going to do to him once she regains vision.

Woman Off Her Meds

A woman talking to herself, screaming at nobody on a NYC subway?  How does this not have 3 million hits on Youtube?? Simple, because I can run down to the ACE right now and record some stupid old twat making a scene for absolutely no reason.

I’m posting this because of how lucky this whack job is.  Of course she picks on the poor little china lady fresh out of her dry cleaning job holding her JC Penny’s brand slacks, she knows this little lady has 0 Kung-Fu skills and won’t fight back.

I wish she took a swing at one of the new generation take no crap girls.  You know the kind with the press on nails, with more CVS aisle 9 products in their hair then Mr. Soul Glo himself. They would of knocked this dumb bitch down in a second.

I think I just came up with a new comic book hero…