Posts Tagged ‘Condom’

Don’t Worry Guys, The Dick Helmet Condom Is Here

Posted: May 29, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Yea! Just apply the base a day or two in advance so you can glue a mini yamakah to the tip of your dick and you’re golden! Game changer! Oh–and good luck getting that shit off cause I’m sure that will feel great on your dick head right after sex!


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Yeaaaaa, I can kinda see why now. Great idea but not sure who thought that would actually fly.


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PSA: Never Buy A Used Condom!

Posted: September 25, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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The more you know!


Who knew old people in the state of Florida got around like college kids at Spring Break? You know what would ruin my weekend? If I were watching TV and saw my grandma in a safe sex PSA in this position…have a safe weekend!