Posts Tagged ‘fisherman’


Gawker: A Norwegian fisherman was gutting a large cod he’d caught when he ran across an unusual lump in his fish. Probably just some semi-digested herrings, right? No big deal. (Spoiler: It wasn’t just semi-digested herrings.) As Bjørn Frilund, 64, got further inside the fish, he realized his catch had somehow swallowed a medium-sized orange dildo. The fisherman, who lives in western Norway, confirmed he’d never encountered a sex toy inside a fish before. (You don’t say!) “The dildo looks like what the fish eat. We have a kind of multicolored octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it,” Frilund told The Local. “There may be a frustrated wife who threw the dildo overboard from the ship,” he speculated, acknowledging that “all sorts of stories are equally likely.” The dildo had a vibrator motor in it at one time, but was broken by the time Frilund found it. There were no batteries inside the fish.

In today’s world, between Jimmy Kimmel and viral videos for publicity, it’s very hard to believe anything on the internet. That’s why everyone should be very skeptical when they hear about a fisherman gutting a fish only to find a vibrator in its stomach. That being said, I’m taking this story and running with it. Why not, right? My only question is could you still eat a fish after finding a sex toy in its belly. Not me.