Posts Tagged ‘Miami Heat’

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So after the game last night I threw up a Facebook status that read something along the lines of every Miami Heat fan just became a Chicago Blackhawks fan. You know, cause they’re all frontrunners. Then I saw this this morning. LeBron James posting pics of his Blackhawks jersey and congratulating the champs. Unbelievable. This guy must own a jersey/hat of every team in every sport. I’m pretty sure he would’ve thrown on a Spurs hat if he tanked game 7. Wouldn’t surprise me if they let him speak at the parade.

 

 

Heat Fans Will Be Heat Fans

Posted: June 21, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Sports
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So I posted this in the Links Of The Day but I had to repost it separate as well. Heat fans will be Heat fans just like Dwayne Wade will call himself one of the greatest players to ever play the game. How this many Heat fans are conveniently Baltimore Ravens fans doesn’t surprise me at all. I’m pretty sure whoever the hottest team in baseball is come the end of September will be their favorite as well and we’ll know about hockey after tonight’s game. Keep on, keepin’ on Heat fans!

Side note: Let’s be real, Heat fans couldn’t care less about hockey unless Miami all the sudden got a hockey team with Sidney Crosby, Alex Ovechkin, and John Taveras.

 

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I was at a bar last night PACKED with Miami Heat fans and my friend goes ‘Wow, I didn’t realize there were so many Heat fans in NYC!’ That’s because there aren’t! Fuckin people coming out of the woodwork, hopping on the wagon. Pisses me off to no end. Just like the Dallas Cowboy fans of the 90s and the New York Yankee fans scoured throughout the country. So typical right here watching these douches walk out on “their” team, only to run back to the doors to try and get back in so they could say they were there for the amazing comeback. Let’s see how big of a fan you still are when these 3 morons walk out on you guys.

Side note: If you owned an Alonzo Mourning jersey pre 2009, I can’t be mad at ya.