Posts Tagged ‘nsfw’

 

Gawker: Lindsay Lohan’s “career-jumpstarter” The Canyons is available on Video on Demand in certain markets starting today, but it’s so bad that you probably won’t watch it. So how about some stills from the movie showing Lohan doing her first ever on-screen nude scenes? Changed your mind yet? The indie operation behind the film certainly hopes that’s the case, because they went through the trouble of “leaking” select clips from the film that emphasize the fact that Lindsay gets nekkid. “Lindsay Lohan gets naked with a porn star. Like, ‘What?!’,” pornstar James Deen, this train wreck’s better half, told the LA Times. “All of a sudden, it’s everywhere. How can people not get that movie? Whether or not it’s well-received, it’ll be a cult classic.”

 

No idea what this movie is about and there’s a 99% chance I’ll never watch it but when naked photos of a trashy Lindsay Lohan come out I have to throw it up. I get an American Psycho/Clockwork Orange vibe from that short clip but who really cares about the plot of this movie anyway. Have at it.

 

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Never seen two people care less about their surroundings than this couple. If that chick didn’t catch something from him, she sure had to of from those seats.

-Thanks to Ryan for this

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Egotastic!: There’s a little Teen Mom in all of us today. Or, reverse that perhaps. MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has officially reached the pinnacle of professional achievement for MTV reality show alums, her own sex tape from Vivid, featuring Farrah and prodigious porn star James Deen re-creating several acts depicting how Farrah might have become a teen mom in the first place. The sextape is called Farrah Abraham: Back Door Teen Mom. You can guess what that implies. Our friends at WWTDD are already pondering the public outrage if ‘backdoor’ doesn’t officially live up to its moniker. And, well, here are some early looks, uncensored, at Farrah Abraham without her clothes on preparing for her big onscreen moment. Such an important day in a girls life. We’re told her dad helped negotiate the deal. Such a special family bonding moment.

 

This video is drawing tons of attention this morning for obvious reasons. Sexy as hell and T&A all over the place. I’m not complaining–I’m just shocked it’s still up on Youtube. I mirrored the video so once it’s officially down you can still watch it here! By the way, Emily Ratajkowski coming in hot!

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It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!! [Very NSFW]

Posted: December 5, 2012 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Sexy
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Good morning Mexico! Nothing like starting off your Wednesday morning off with a little T&A strip show and a lappy, huh? Happy Hump Day everyone!

 

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It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It! [NSFW]

Posted: May 16, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome, Sexy
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Happy Hump Day!

 

Wow, how Argentina is different from the U.S. I mean I’ve seen less in pornos on the internet and this is airing on TV for anyone to see down in South America. Probably a family sitting on a couch, eating popcorn, waiting for the big dance finale and next thing they know they are giving their kids an anatomy lesson. We all get uptight when there is a nipple slip or even Lady Gaga wearing some kind of see-through top and this chick is all out head to toe naked by the time Beyonce is done singing. Just shows how two countries can be on completely two different levels. Love it and someone please buy me tickets to the next show!