Biggest lottery payout in the history of lottery payouts and I’m sitting pretty with a $5 ticket. Already had some ideas about what I’m gonna do with my winnings which should come out to around $1 cajillion after taxes. In no specific order:
– Build my own fuckin’ Chocolate Factory with strippers instead of Oompa Loompas
– Throw Rex Ryan an offer he can’t refuse to immediately go in hiding and never show his face in the NFL again.
– Buy Staten Island and drop a nuke on it.
– Drop Pairs Hilton and Kim Kardashian on the ‘Lost’ island
– Buy a lifetime supply of Chips Ahoy! Chewy.
– Buy a helicopter to take me from uptown Manhattan to downtown
– Buy Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion
– Buy the moon
What would you do…?
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