2016_08_kcuffee1

WPIX: The man at the center of a now-viral video in which he was scolded by a grandmother who says she caught him masturbating aboard a No. 2 train has been arrested, police sources said Wednesday. Law enforcement sources identified the man as Kevin Cuffe, 23, of the Bronx.

Cuffe faces a charge of public lewdness in the Aug. 15 incident. That day, fellow subway rider Deanna Carter shamed him off a crowded northbound No. 2 train.

Carter said she witnessed Cuffe gazing at female riders on the train while holding a bag over his lap and keeping one hand in his pants with a visible erection.

“He’s actually touching himself and I’m saying is he really doing this right now?” she recalled to PIX11 News. “There’s a train full of people and there’s children on the train.”

Carter posted video of the encounter on Facebook and it quickly amassed millions of views. As of midday Wednesday, that footage had been watched more than 3 million times.

According to police, Cuffe also was charged in an alleged incident that happened on Dec. 16, 2015, in which he’s accused of engaging in the same act. In that case, PIX11 viewer Nicole De’Chabert captured Cuffe on cellphone video allegedly fondling himself aboard a Manhattan-bound No. 2 train. De’Chabert never reported the incident to police but instead posted the video on Facebook to warn her female friends. But after watching PIX11’s report in which Carter recounted her subway encounter, De’Chabert recognized the subject of the latest video.

“When I looked very closely I said, that’s the same guy I’ve seen many months ago over the holiday season,” she told PIX11 News in an exclusive interview Aug. 17. NYPD investigated both incidents, which led to Cuffe’s arrest a day later. The suspect, who has a criminal record, is being charged with two counts of public lewdness. He’s scheduled to appear in court next month.

Oh and if you missed the original video, here it is:

 

Well, I’m pretty sure that’s not how this guy expected this to play out. Absolutely stuffed in a locker by this woman and probably rightfully so. To be honest I don’t know what happened before the video but this looks like a face of guilt if I’ve ever seen one.

Screen Shot 2016-08-16 at 10.50.36 AM

It should go without saying but keep your hand off your dick in public and at this point, just be glad you still have one.

 

 

PIX11 Getting In On The Action

Posted: August 13, 2016 by subwaycreatures in WTF

Guy Shamelessly Gets BJ In NYC Subway [FULL VIDEO]

Posted: April 12, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Uncategorized

Screen Shot 2016-04-12 at 4.52.40 PM.png

Showtime!

[Shouts to @turtleslikeme_ for this]

Screen Shot 2016-04-07 at 12.11.25 PM

Of course the ‘Ass Eating Made Simply’ picture from the subway is staged. Comedian Scott Rogowsky took to the subway with a number of book covers in this creative/funny video to get reactions from fellow passengers. Just so happens this specific one got the most attention. Slow clap for this man…

Could This Be The Greatest Abortion Ad Of All Time?

Posted: April 6, 2016 by subwaycreatures in WTF
Tags: , , ,

Fuckin’ SEPTA in Philadelphia…

So Instagram Decided To Remove My Post Of The Guy With The Hog

Posted: March 31, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Funny
Tags: ,

image1

What the fuck Instagram?? Does this mean you’re taking down every post of a chick who isn’t wearing a bra under her shirt too? Or any of the other softcore porn all over Instagram? I would hope not but then don’t deny this guy of his glory. So what if it looks like he’s got a banana in his pocket–for all you know that’s exactly what it is. Jon Hamm over here was on his way to Instafame and now he’s been relegated to a blog post. No Justice, No Peace! Just remember… #BigDickedLivesMatter

Girl Catches Man Filming Her From Under His Seat

Posted: March 25, 2016 by subwaycreatures in News
Tags: , , ,

Screen Shot 2016-03-25 at 9.52.55 AM

Mirror: This is the moment a self-proclaimed feminist confronted a man, accusing him of secretly filming her as she slept on a train. Tegan Portener, 22, said she had just woken from a nap on a train from Sydney, Australia, when she spotted an iPhone poking out from under a seat in front. Realising the device was being operated by a man – who she assumed was filming her – she took out her own phone and recorded him in the alleged act. Her footage appears to show the man pointing the camera in her direction from under the seat before repositioning the phone to get a better shot. Outraged over the incident, Tegan posted the clip on Facebook. Her post has been shared more than 6,200 times in just under 48 hours. A 30-year-old man was arrested on Wednesday in connection with the incident. Police said he was charged with filming a person’s private parts without consent and offensive conduct. He was taken to Cessnock police station in New South Wales. Officers are examining phones and hard drives seized from his property. He was granted bail and is due to appear before Toronto Local Court on April 20.

 

 

 

Drunk Troublemaker Gets Put To Sleep On Train

Posted: March 21, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Fights, Uncategorized
Tags: , ,

Screen Shot 2016-03-21 at 2.50.16 PM.png