Asa Akira and I Put Our Own NSFW Twist On The 2018 ‘No Pants Subway Ride’


The ‘No Pants Subway Ride’ takes place every January and its popularity has only grown since the inaugural ride in 2002. Thousands of people participate from around the world and shed their pants for a few subway stops despite the frigid winter temperatures. This year was no different as NYC was going through one of the coldest weeks in history. A whopping 16 degrees on this day made it feel like Spring compared to the sub-zero temperatures we had experienced all week.

A few weeks prior I had reached out to porn star, Asa Akira, and filled her in with the details of the event–she was all about it. We both agreed we needed to put our own spin on the event to make it worth it and decided a scavenger hunt would be a lot of fun. The catch? The loser has to strip naked on the train and answer any 5 questions from the other person. My goal was simple, rig the shit out of the game to get the porn star naked in front of tons of people in the subway. Besides, I think we can all agree no one wants to see my dick, let alone see it in freezing temperatures. When all was said and done I have to admit it was a lot of fun and a special thanks to Asa Akira and Pornhub for sponsoring the video. We set the bar pretty high so next year should be interesting!

Yes, Unfortunately They Still Do The Pantless Subway Ride


Got a text from MillerTime Saturday reminding me to document the ‘Pantless Subway Ride’ on Sunday. I said thanks for the reminder and said good call but there was absolutely no way I was going there. Not because the Giants were on TV winning the first ever playoff game in the new Giants Stadium, but because if you’ve ever seen the people who participate in this event you would stay home that day too. It’s rarely hot chicks wearing lingerie or sexy underwear. It’s always fat, ugly, hairy people who sprawl out on the subway trains and make you feel awkward as hell.

I also never understood how people could feel comfortable riding the trains like that in the first place. Put the cold weather aside for a second and think about all the disgusting things you’ve ever seen happen on the subway and these people only have a thin layer of cotton separating their bare skin from those surfaces. Some don’t even have that. The only thing I will thank them for is that they did it on a Sunday when the rest of America was watching football and I hope they all took bleach showers when they got home.

Dude Hanging Out On The Subway

Shirt? Check. Hoodie? Check. Black socks? Check. Shoes? Check. Well, time to start my day on the good ol’ E train! When I see videos like this, I don’t blame the asians for walking around with bio masks on. This makes me never want to sit on a subway car or even hold onto the railings. I swear I’m currently in the process of learning how to “subway surf” or ride the train without having to touch anything. It’s a lot easier with the shocks they have on the new trains since the older trains are basically like riding one of the runaway mine shaft cars from Indiana Jones. Once I’ve mastered it I promise to pass the technique on to everyone.

Oh, and what is this guy actually doing during the whole video? From the looks of it, braiding his Sasha Grey-like pubes.