Posts Tagged ‘nsfw’

So Instagram Decided To Remove My Post Of The Guy With The Hog

Posted: March 31, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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What the fuck Instagram?? Does this mean you’re taking down every post of a chick who isn’t wearing a bra under her shirt too? Or any of the other softcore porn all over Instagram? I would hope not but then don’t deny this guy of his glory. So what if it looks like he’s got a banana in his pocket–for all you know that’s exactly what it is. Jon Hamm over here was on his way to Instafame and now he’s been relegated to a blog post. No Justice, No Peace! Just remember… #BigDickedLivesMatter

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Randy Quaid Bangs Wife Wearing Rupert Murdoch Mask [NSFW]

Posted: February 3, 2015 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Randy Quaid has officially lost his damn mind–and I love it! Who cares if he’s actually banging his wife in this video, it’s hilarious either way. I get it, the desperation needed to make this video is sad but also equally as entertaining. Somewhere Rupert Murdoch should be scared of what’s next because you just don’t mess with crazies like this. Give the guy his house back and cut your loses.

Side note: The part where he yells “I’mmmmmmm baaaaaaaaaack!” is EPIC on so many levels and had me rolling on the floor.

 

 

 

Donkey Race Ends Inside Another Donkey [NSFWish?]

Posted: January 22, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Yep, that’s right! Back to posting random, not-always-subway shit on this site again so get ready for it.

 

 

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Here is the brief interaction between an unhappy customer and the operator of US Airways Twitter account. Let’s just say someone is getting fired…

 

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Can I just start off by saying–how much coke did the chick filming this do that she can’t keep the camera straight? I threw up from motion sickness by the time they got Angel upright. Next line of business, how the fuck did she end up face down between two lockers? I’m assuming someone’s top fell back there and she thought she could retrieve it but clearly the plan wasn’t thought through very well. Should I really be surprised?

Side note: This has gotta be one of the funniest pictures ever. Some Wizard of Oz house-on-witch kinda shit right here:

 

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Yeaaaaa, I can kinda see why now. Great idea but not sure who thought that would actually fly.

 

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Welp, my day just got a whole lot better. Enjoy!

Dirt Nasty Kicks Off The Weekend!!! [NSFW]

Posted: September 6, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Weekend Kickoff
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It’s a special weekend cause it’s my birthday bitches! Dirt Nasty kicking it off! Have a safe one.

 

Gawker: Lindsay Lohan’s “career-jumpstarter” The Canyons is available on Video on Demand in certain markets starting today, but it’s so bad that you probably won’t watch it. So how about some stills from the movie showing Lohan doing her first ever on-screen nude scenes? Changed your mind yet? The indie operation behind the film certainly hopes that’s the case, because they went through the trouble of “leaking” select clips from the film that emphasize the fact that Lindsay gets nekkid. “Lindsay Lohan gets naked with a porn star. Like, ‘What?!’,” pornstar James Deen, this train wreck’s better half, told the LA Times. “All of a sudden, it’s everywhere. How can people not get that movie? Whether or not it’s well-received, it’ll be a cult classic.”

 

No idea what this movie is about and there’s a 99% chance I’ll never watch it but when naked photos of a trashy Lindsay Lohan come out I have to throw it up. I get an American Psycho/Clockwork Orange vibe from that short clip but who really cares about the plot of this movie anyway. Have at it.