Posts Tagged ‘nsfw’

 

The ‘No Pants Subway Ride’ takes place every January and its popularity has only grown since the inaugural ride in 2002. Thousands of people participate from around the world and shed their pants for a few subway stops despite the frigid winter temperatures. This year was no different as NYC was going through one of the coldest weeks in history. A whopping 16 degrees on this day made it feel like Spring compared to the sub-zero temperatures we had experienced all week.

A few weeks prior I had reached out to porn star, Asa Akira, and filled her in with the details of the event–she was all about it. We both agreed we needed to put our own spin on the event to make it worth it and decided a scavenger hunt would be a lot of fun. The catch? The loser has to strip naked on the train and answer any 5 questions from the other person. My goal was simple, rig the shit out of the game to get the porn star naked in front of tons of people in the subway. Besides, I think we can all agree no one wants to see my dick, let alone see it in freezing temperatures. When all was said and done I have to admit it was a lot of fun and a special thanks to Asa Akira and Pornhub for sponsoring the video. We set the bar pretty high so next year should be interesting!

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So Instagram Decided To Remove My Post Of The Guy With The Hog

Posted: March 31, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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What the fuck Instagram?? Does this mean you’re taking down every post of a chick who isn’t wearing a bra under her shirt too? Or any of the other softcore porn all over Instagram? I would hope not but then don’t deny this guy of his glory. So what if it looks like he’s got a banana in his pocket–for all you know that’s exactly what it is. Jon Hamm over here was on his way to Instafame and now he’s been relegated to a blog post. No Justice, No Peace! Just remember… #BigDickedLivesMatter

Randy Quaid Bangs Wife Wearing Rupert Murdoch Mask [NSFW]

Posted: February 3, 2015 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Randy Quaid has officially lost his damn mind–and I love it! Who cares if he’s actually banging his wife in this video, it’s hilarious either way. I get it, the desperation needed to make this video is sad but also equally as entertaining. Somewhere Rupert Murdoch should be scared of what’s next because you just don’t mess with crazies like this. Give the guy his house back and cut your loses.

Side note: The part where he yells “I’mmmmmmm baaaaaaaaaack!” is EPIC on so many levels and had me rolling on the floor.

 

 

 

Donkey Race Ends Inside Another Donkey [NSFWish?]

Posted: January 22, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Yep, that’s right! Back to posting random, not-always-subway shit on this site again so get ready for it.

 

 

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Here is the brief interaction between an unhappy customer and the operator of US Airways Twitter account. Let’s just say someone is getting fired…

 

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Can I just start off by saying–how much coke did the chick filming this do that she can’t keep the camera straight? I threw up from motion sickness by the time they got Angel upright. Next line of business, how the fuck did she end up face down between two lockers? I’m assuming someone’s top fell back there and she thought she could retrieve it but clearly the plan wasn’t thought through very well. Should I really be surprised?

Side note: This has gotta be one of the funniest pictures ever. Some Wizard of Oz house-on-witch kinda shit right here:

 

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Yeaaaaa, I can kinda see why now. Great idea but not sure who thought that would actually fly.

 

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Welp, my day just got a whole lot better. Enjoy!

Dirt Nasty Kicks Off The Weekend!!! [NSFW]

Posted: September 6, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Weekend Kickoff
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It’s a special weekend cause it’s my birthday bitches! Dirt Nasty kicking it off! Have a safe one.