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Egotastic!: There’s a little Teen Mom in all of us today. Or, reverse that perhaps. MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has officially reached the pinnacle of professional achievement for MTV reality show alums, her own sex tape from Vivid, featuring Farrah and prodigious porn star James Deen re-creating several acts depicting how Farrah might have become a teen mom in the first place. The sextape is called Farrah Abraham: Back Door Teen Mom. You can guess what that implies. Our friends at WWTDD are already pondering the public outrage if ‘backdoor’ doesn’t officially live up to its moniker. And, well, here are some early looks, uncensored, at Farrah Abraham without her clothes on preparing for her big onscreen moment. Such an important day in a girls life. We’re told her dad helped negotiate the deal. Such a special family bonding moment.

 

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Do these Golden Girls not sound like 3 of the most typical Jewish gossip queens ever? This commentary is unreal and I can only imagine what Bingo night is like. Some memorable quotes:

“the end is purple!”

“two hands with space in the middle!”

“look at his nose is hittin’ her cli-toris.”

“oh, that hurts! That’s what the Greeks do!”