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So Instagram Decided To Remove My Post Of The Guy With The Hog

Posted: March 31, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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What the fuck Instagram?? Does this mean you’re taking down every post of a chick who isn’t wearing a bra under her shirt too? Or any of the other softcore porn all over Instagram? I would hope not but then don’t deny this guy of his glory. So what if it looks like he’s got a banana in his pocket–for all you know that’s exactly what it is. Jon Hamm over here was on his way to Instafame and now he’s been relegated to a blog post. No Justice, No Peace! Just remember… #BigDickedLivesMatter

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Playing Porn On The Train Prank

Posted: March 16, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Funny, Uncategorized
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Man Slides Down Escalator With Devastating Results

Posted: February 16, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Funny, Uncategorized
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Massive Vagina Ads Popping Up In NYC Subway

Posted: February 2, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Funny, Uncategorized
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Mic.com: Roughly half of the human population menstruates at some point in their lives. Women know this. Men know this. And yet, few talk about it openly. From an early age, we’re taught that periods are disgraceful and dirty, leaving women feeling embarrassed and alone. That’s one reason why Thinx, a menstrual underwear company “committed to breaking the taboo around menstruation,” decided to propose a provocative new advertising campaign for the New York City subway, which acknowledges upfront how frequently periods are shrouded in silence and shame. According to Thinx co-founder and CEO Miki Agrawal, the campaign pushes the envelope with purpose, relying on suggestive imagery as a way to start a¬†conversation about menstruation stigma. One of the ads shows a photo of a¬†cracked egg, an allusion to the unfertilized eggs expelled during menstruation. Another features a woman in a tank top and underwear, next to a picture of a grapefruit.¬†

“If you look, it could potentially be a vagina, but it’s clearly a grapefruit,” Agrawal told Mic.¬†

That apparently didn’t matter, however, to the gatekeepers who reportedly objected to Thinx’s proposal ‚ÄĒ not only because of the innuendo in the ads, but allegedly because they also contained the word “period.”¬†

Link to rest of article…

http://mic.com/articles/127022/will-the-new-york-city-subway-ban-these-thinx-ads-for-using-the-word-period#.4pVdvBtrE

 

It’s gonna be LOOOUUUDDDD!

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So somehow a rat activates an iPhone camera and takes a selfie on an unsuspecting, sleeping man in the subway. Do we believe it? Probably not because Jimmy Kimmel has ruined everything for us.

 

 

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Deadspin: Buffalo Sabres Fans Cheer In OT Loss Against Team Because Of Draft Pick

Gothamist: Video Shows Moment East Village Building Exploded

Egotastic!: Christina Milian’s Latest Photoshoot Is HOT

Uproxx: Model Wears Corset 23 Hours A Day To Maintain 20 Inch Waist

Cracked: The 6 Most Impressive Things Ever Done To Get Out Of Work

COED: Dean Smith Left $200 For Each Letter Winner On His Former Teams

WorldStarHipHop: Guy Smokes 14 Blunts At Once

WorldWideInterweb: Adult Film Star Yearbook [SFW]

EliteDaily: NASA Has A Plan To Give The Moon A Moon

Distractify: An Alarm Clock That Also Brews Your Coffee At The Same Time

Viralnova: Bulldog vs Leaf Blower

FitStyleLife: 50 Insane Pictures You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped

Man Talks Shit To Possum Walking On His Fence

Posted: March 24, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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-Thanks to Mike for this

 

 

And Now For Your Prank Of The Week

Posted: February 25, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Great prank, great results. Even though this guy was probably too drunk to realize what was going on, we luckily have it on camera to remind him…

 

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