Posts Tagged ‘london’

Man Slides Down Escalator With Devastating Results

Posted: February 16, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Funny, Uncategorized
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Pretty impressive. But let me see you do it in NYC and I’ll REALLY be impressed.

 

 

 

No idea what this fight is over and don’t care. Also don’t care how old this guy in the glasses is–don’t punch someone if you’re not ready to get punched back.

FACT: When you low-blow a dude in the nuts multiple times, expect to get your head kicked in.

 

8hb4s 8hb0w

 

Gizmodo: Sometimes the best way to drive a point home is pure, abject terror. And that’s the approach Leo Burnett London used in this ad that shows a rather extreme way to discourage drinking and driving. Unsuspecting bathroom patrons at a British pub were shocked to see the face of a woman come smashing through the mirror—complete with blood—as if she’d just gone through the windshield of a car on the other side of the wall. In reality it was just a mannequin, and the victims of this PSA were most likely actors, but the effect is no less unsettling. To the point where I’m pretty sure I’d never leave my house again had I experienced this. Mission accomplished.

 

Here’s the problem if they tried to catch me with this shit–I usually don’t break the seal until I’m 5 or 6 beers deep anyway. They pull this stunt with me at that point and I’ll punch the mannequin in the face from being scared or not even be able to acknowledge what’s going on. Sad I know, but that’s my reality. I know I don’t speak for everyone, but after being scared shitless from a head coming through the mirror at you, I would think the first thing people would need is a drink after leaving the bathroom, no? Kinda counter productive if you ask me.

DailyMail: Laura Fernee says her good looks are so powerful they are ruining her life – and have forced her to quit her job. The 33-year-old science graduate says her slim figure and pretty face attracted unwanted attention from her male colleagues. She also claims she has been ostracised by other women in the workplace who are jealous of her beauty. Miss Fernee now lives off her wealthy parents after quitting her £30,000 job in scientific research two years ago. She said her appearance meant she was constantly harassed and bullied, and has decided work ‘just isn’t for her’. Yesterday, she said: ‘I’m not lazy and I’m no bimbo. The truth is my good looks have caused massive problems for me when it comes to employment, so I’ve made the decision that employment just isn’t for me at the moment. It’s not my fault … I can’t help the way I look. ‘Male colleagues were only interested in me for how I looked. I wanted them to recognise my achievements and my  professionalism but all they saw was my face and body.’ She said men left ‘romantic gifts’ on her desk and she was ‘constantly asked out’, which she found ‘sleazy’. ‘Even when I was in a laboratory in scrubs with no make-up they still came on to me because of my natural attractiveness. There was nothing I could do to stop it,’ she added. Miss Fernee studied science and medical research to doctorate level and began working in a laboratory in 2008. But she said she was forced to quit three years later because of the treatment she received. She said: ‘They [other women] assumed because I was pretty, I was stupid, so didn’t take me seriously at first and, because of their own insecurities, were jealous of my looks. ‘Then when they realised I was very good at my job, possibly better than them, they hated me even more.’ Miss Fernee’s parents – Catherine, 65, and Alan, 70 – inherited money from Laura’s grandfather, and now pay £2,000 a month in rent and bills for her flat in Notting Hill, London, as well as picking up her credit card payments. They also shell out £1,500 a month for her designer clothes, shoes and handbags, and £700 on haircuts. Miss Fernee pays £80 a week to work out at the gym and spends £1,000 a month on socialising. She said her critics were ‘underestimating just what a curse good looks can be in the workplace’.

 

I’m almost brought to tears hearing stories like these because it’s just not right that people are treated this way. Laura is just an innocent 33-year old trying to live her life like every other normal human being on her parents’ dime. Don’t worry hun, it only gets better from here.
If Laura thought it was bad at first she has to know that going public with this pathetic story was going to make it 100X worse right? Like you don’t even look 33! I’ll be generous and say you look as young as Victoria Grayson from Revenge. Just look at that picture of her in the black tank…um excuse me Laura, you dropped your tits!

HuffPost – Texting in the theater is a pet peeve of many, but a new PSA created for Film4 Frightfest 2012 in London, takes the message to stop texting and turn off your phone to a whole other disturbing level. Written and directed by Can Evrenol — the filmmaker who won the Most Disturbing Short Film at the 2010 HP Lovecraft Festival in Poland — comes a PSA that could shock even the most ardent horror fan. It’s available for viewing above, but viewer discretion is advised.

 

Reasons why I don’t go to the movies: 1) $14 is just not worth it for me when I can see the movie a couple months later on Netflix. 2) People talking/narrating the movie as if they are watching it in their living room. 3) Having the guy behind me stab me in the back of the neck and fuck the hole until he shoots.

 

Never would have guessed that 14 years later this scrawny guy would play Bane in a Batman movie

 

I hate everything Ryan Lochte represents other than the USA. The guy defines the word ‘tool’ and this has been a big week for him. I’m not talking about him swimming. I’m talking about his mother coming out telling the world her son only does one-night stands, his ‘cool’ mouth piece, and his overall arrogance. The guy resembles a dumber Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High if that’s even possible and I can’t do anything but cringe when he’s interviewed. If this dude couldn’t swim I’m 99% sure he’d be a cum dumpster behind In-N-Out. In fact, I hope he makes the best of his 15 minutes because after the Olympics he’ll do some reality show, fizzle out, and Ryan Lochte will be the guy you call up to plunge your toilet. Again, I hate him.

 

When you watch too much of the Olympics you tend to think you can do all the shit you see the gymnasts do. Nick, however, makes the Special Olympics look challenging by one of the most ridiculous displays of athleticism I’ve ever seen.

Side note: The females in the Olympic Games need to wear their age on their uniforms so I don’t feel like a total pedophile watching. Just saying.

 

Someone please tell me when the track event in the Olympics is because I will for sure be tuning in. Ivet Lalova is running for Bulgaria and has the best warmup technique I’ve ever seen. Normally I’d call the cameraman out for being a creeper but how else are you suppose to entertain yourself at one of these things?