Count your blessings when you kiss the side of a truck that is going 50MPH and all you walk away with is a limp. Russia is a goddamn Youtube gold mine with all of their dash cams. Pretty much the only thing Florida is missing.
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HuffPost: Apparently, taking up too much space on the subway (a.k.a. “manspreading”) is only socially acceptable when men do it. Mic editor Liz Plank and Mic account executive Nick Heitz took to the New York City subways to see how people reacted when a woman manspreads. They found that people were not too comfortable with a woman manspreading, but seemed very accustomed to a man taking up multiple seats with his wide-legged stance. While manspreading, Plank received numerous stares, and a random dude even snapped a picture of her splayed legs with his phone. There was little reaction to Heitz, who had his legs and briefcase spread authoritatively across three seats. (Though towards the end of the video, a few women politely asked him to move his bag.) The experiment was created in light of a petition written by men’s rights activists claiming that men need to take up more space due to the “testicles between [their] legs” and that anti-manspreading campaigns are “male-bashing.” This is just one of a long list of bizarre and sexist arguments MRAs often use against feminist efforts. The manspreading phenomenon has been discussed at length in projects such as “Move The Fuck Over, Bro” and “Men Taking Up Too Much Space On The Train,” prompting the NYC Metropolitan Transportation Authority to launch a campaign encouraging everyone to be more courteous on the subways. Plank explains in the video how collectively standing up to manspreading can empower us all. So, to all you manspreaders out there: Some manners and a little self-awareness goes a long way.
Volcanic lightning. Northern Lights. Those are examples of phenomenons worth talking about–not men sitting on the subway with their legs open. See what happens when you ask someone to move their stuff or move over? Most of the time they just do it because let’s be honest, no one wants drama on the subway. So enough of making a big deal about this “phenomenon.” Sack up everyone!
How desperate is this story?? Manspreading?! Are you serious?! People are getting paid for this? I’d love to see the edited footage of how many guys told this woman to shove her tape measure up her ass and fuck off. Manspreading. Thanks for that award winning piece of journalism Gothamist. Making people measure the distance between their legs to tell them they are taking up too much space on the subway. Absolutely love the guy who is tired as fuck from work and was like I’m probably acting like an asshole but please get that fucking microphone out of my face. I now feel like an asshole for reposting as many of their stories as I do. Manspreading…
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