Posts Tagged ‘slip n slide’

 

There’s been a lot of shit going on in the subway this past week but none that really top what happened on the Q train yesterday. Some ratchet chick decided to turn a pretty empty car into a fuckin’ slip-n-slide. Yes, she was sliding around the floor of the subway car on her stomach like a massive walrus. I believe one commenter put it the best way possible: I think she just caught the herpagonasyphilaids. Ha! She would be lucky if that’s all she got.

 

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By the way, pretty sure this kid is dead…

 

Seriously makes me wish summer was still here!

 

OK mental note: definitely going to Coachella next year. I just watch over and over and over and over. Good thing that kiddie pool filled with an inch of water was there to break her fall.

UPDATE: After very, very close analysis, Millertime pointed out to me that this chick lost the bottom to her bathing suit mid flight. Good catch brotha!