Some Woman Tried To Turn A NYC Subway Car Into A Slip N Slide

 

There’s been a lot of shit going on in the subway this past week but none that really top what happened on the Q train yesterday. Some ratchet chick decided to turn a pretty empty car into a fuckin’ slip-n-slide. Yes, she was sliding around the floor of the subway car on her stomach like a massive walrus. I believe one commenter put it the best way possible: I think she just caught the herpagonasyphilaids. Ha! She would be lucky if that’s all she got.

 

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Miss Utah Was Better Off Keeping Her Mouth Shut Last Night

 

Thank you Utah…for making my Monday morning more cringe worthy than it already was! For those of you who saw Miss South Carolina’s answer about stupid kids not being able to locate the US on a world map in 2007 have seen worse than this but this is why these chicks are in beauty pageants and not world leaders. Just keep smiling and looking hot and you’ll be fine, hun. Oh yea…you didn’t think she was getting out of this post without this treatment did you…?

 

I’m Still Scratching My Head From Miss Venezuela’s Answer Last Night

 

Consequences of trying to impress the judges by showing them you think you know English. You got the translator right there, you needed him to read you the question so why answer in English? All I got out of that was something about surfing and no law. In all honesty was anyone expecting an intelligent answer from any of these women? Andy Cohen’s reaction summed it all up when she was done. Thank you!…OK??

Side note: You knew this video below was coming…come on!

Someone Filmed A Butt Chug Over The Weekend

 

Oh college how I miss thee. Times, however, appear to have changed a little bit. Butt chugging is now a thing as well as stuffing alcohol soaked tampons in your ass. I don’t get it but who am I to judge? This is coming from the guy who smoked chewing tobacco out of a bong for some reason. Anyway, this kid is one hospital visit away from a news press conference to deny he ever had a tube funneling beer into his rectum.