‘How To Tell If You’re A Basic Bitch’ Is Scarily Accurate

 

The Uggs, the ‘sexy’ or ‘juicy’ sweatpants, NorthFace jackets, Las Vegas pictures with the #WhatHappensInVegas–it’s like I’m back in college all the sudden. This whole sketch just really called out every girl I’m friends with and I’m not sure if that says a lot about them or me. The funny part is that I already posted this on my personal Facebook account and of course it got a couple comments and likes but you can absolutely tell that every girl that saw it was thinking the same thing–“Fuck that, I’m not BASIC!” As they sit there telling their friend about their next cleanse with their misspelled name written on their Starbucks cup wearing Hunter rain boots because it’s cloudy outside.

Side note: How many days do we give it until a male version of this pops up from some feminist? Tomorrow?

 

 

This Woman’s Face Explains It All

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So I guess this is India’s version of America’s Got Talent and what their talent is…is um…well they can break things over their bodies. This chick’s reaction is what was worth it for me. Just shitting curry in her pants the entire performance. I promise you this was her response when they were done with their routine: