Posts Tagged ‘singing’

Feel Better About Your Thursday Watching This Chick

Posted: September 19, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Disturbing yet highly entertaining.

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If this girl’s body is not chopped up and found in this kid’s freezer within the next month I will be amazed. He loves her like Jeffrey Dahmer loved his victims. Have a safe weekend everyone!

Mr. Whomp Whomp Deserves Our Attention!

Posted: September 20, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome, Music
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Hands down song of the year. Can’t stop wompin’ over here! Skrillex who? Dude should be whomp whompin’ to the bank but he’s washing windows for quarters. Strange world we live in.

 

Some of you may have remembered this guy a while back. He was the one who sang Jay-z and Kanye’s “Niggas in Paris” out loud on the subway, followed by Michael Jackson’s “Beat It”. As predictable as Hindu smelling like curry, he finally pissed off the wrong passenger. Can’t say I didn’t see this coming. If you’re on a train with a chick taking the walk of shame, hungover on a Saturday morning and singing “Eye of the Tiger” like Corky from Facts of Life, this is what you’re gonna get.

 

If you remember this guy from last time, he was belting out ‘Niggas in Paris‘ on the 6 train. This time he’s got ‘Beat It’ and he’s just as loud and just as bad. If you’re an out of towner, this is probably entertaining. If you live here, this is when you change train cars.

 

It’s been a long time since our last post with the holidays coming up and our actual jobs being as hectic as they’ve been. Let’s see…since our last post #occupywallstreet has fallen off the face of the earth, North Korea lost it’s leader, the Giants are blowing they’re playoff chances, and I’m pretty sure we found a cure for AIDS. But what better way to get back into it than with this fuckin guy.

You ever get up in the morning and look in the mirror and say to yourself “goddamn it’s gonna be a great day!” I’m pretty sure that’s where this guy’s head is at. He got all his shopping done, Kwanzaa right around the corner, booked New Years plans, and not a worry in the world. Grimace from McDonald’s not only sang the whole song, but he included the parts with Will Ferrell and Jon Heder from Blades of Glory. And not only did he include them but he nailed them! Straight up white man voice out of no where. Something about December that just puts everyone in a great mood!

Black people let me say this, just because this was entertaining and funny, do not use this as an excuse to pull this shit everywhere. It gets old fast and I’m sure half the white people on that subway car had no idea what song this dude was singing anyway.

Side note: Pretty sure that was Leon from “Curb Your Enthusiasm” just crushing this song

– Thanks to Stewart and Justin for this

She’s a maniac, mannnniac on the floor. And she’s dancing like she’s never danced–lean back! lean back! My man just went from Michael Sembello to Fat Joe in less than 2 seconds. He’s mixing songs like he’s got two turntables and a crowd of thousands in front of himself. How is no one paying this dude attention!? I 100% understand how he has all that money in his pocket because I would probably give him everything I had on me including my girlfriend. Not really sure what he’s saving up for but he’s the happiest man on the train and probably has the least amount to be happy about. That’s life for ya! Anyway, it’s Friday and this guy is the perfect way to start the weekend. Have a good one everyone!