Just a guy who talks like Hannibal Lecter and walks around with a rooster chained to his dong. Nothing out of the norm for NYC. I’d say it’s a matter of time before we see this guy wandering around the subway!
Just a guy who talks like Hannibal Lecter and walks around with a rooster chained to his dong. Nothing out of the norm for NYC. I’d say it’s a matter of time before we see this guy wandering around the subway!
Pretty sure this dance is the only way Russians get the sun to come out. I remember doing something similar to this in my friends out-ground pool growing up to create a whirl effect but can you imagine this many people doing it?! I have to admit the beat is pretty sick and how long do we give it until Kanye remixes it? Can anyone explain what the fuck is going on here?
If this girl’s body is not chopped up and found in this kid’s freezer within the next month I will be amazed. He loves her like Jeffrey Dahmer loved his victims. Have a safe weekend everyone!
I posted something like this a while back. I guess this is newer footage or a different show. Don’t need to watch much to know the director is an acid-head insane psycho with some freaky sexual fantasies.
So I guess this is India’s version of America’s Got Talent and what their talent is…is um…well they can break things over their bodies. This chick’s reaction is what was worth it for me. Just shitting curry in her pants the entire performance. I promise you this was her response when they were done with their routine:
Warning: Don’t break into power plants to retrieve orange soccer balls! And if your friend does, don’t go in to check on him!
I just got the chills you get when your whole body shakes in disgust. You know, like when you see a 70 something year old lady sucking face with a dude in his 20s. Yet another show on TV that I shouldn’t want to watch but probably will purely for the shock factor. Just like the sushi cologne that came out, I can’t believe there’s a market for these dried up ladies. I guess everyone’s got their thing but flabby tits and saggy asses ain’t mine.
You legalize marijuana in the US, this is what you get.
Boredom in college. Nothing a bong, Triscuits/Cheese Wiz, and Family Guy can’t cure.
Meghan D: “I specifically said that tonights theme was hoes, not bros”
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