And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

 

Pretty sure this dance is the only way Russians get the sun to come out. I remember doing something similar to this in my friends out-ground pool growing up to create a whirl effect but can you imagine this many people doing it?! I have to admit the beat is pretty sick and how long do we give it until Kanye remixes it? Can anyone explain what the fuck is going on here?

Pantless Subway Rider Sluts It Up All Over Union Square [NSFW]

 

Look up the definition of “hood rat or “ratchet” and you will see a chick with tattoos up and down her legs, grinding all over a subway railing and literally getting a public colonoscopy while dollar bills rain down on her. Somewhere in America there’s a father who just watched this slumped over with a single gunshot wound to the head. The only positive thing I can say about this is that thank Christ this wasn’t at Puerto Rican Day Parade or else we’d be having a completely different conversation.

Kid Trips Across Finish Line, Proceeds To Worm

 

Props to this kid for having such a disastrous fall, only to go with the flow and start worming across the finish line. Kid should win for style points alone. “Oh my God, Christian is so funny!” If it he didn’t land right on his dick, I’d say he was gettin’ laid right after this event.

 

Side note: Was this the Special Games or does it just look like these kids are running in slow motion?