Fuckin’ SEPTA in Philadelphia…
HuffPost: A retired teacher in Guangzhou, China allegedly brutally attacked a younger man in a squabble over a subway seat on Monday, repeatedly biting him until both men were covered in blood. The incident was caught on tape by a female passenger, who uploaded the clip to Chinese website Sina Weibo, China Daily reports. The older man, a 67-year-old who has been identified only as “Chen,” boarded the subway at around 8:30 a.m., according to . The younger man, a 28-year-old identified as “Wu,” reportedly shoved Chen out of the way as he scrambled to get a seat. Chen then began chastising Wu for not respecting his elders, a witness told New Express Daily, according to China Daily’s translation. The woman says the older man then punched Wu, resulting in a physical fight that ended with the biting scene in the video.
The witness noted that bystanders initially did try to break up the fight, but it quickly became so violent that they were frightened away. Both Chen and Wu suffered only minor injuries, according to zombie apocalypse training offered by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, just to be safe.nslation of the Southern Metropolis Daily.Neither man is facing charges, and both reportedly apologize for their actions. Even so, residents of Guangzhou may want to consider seeing if they can get in on the
If this is how you go about getting to and from McDonald’s everyday then you’d think they’d have a better system down. Kids taking their time hopping in the trunk and all the other family members on the lookout like a major drug deal is going down in broad daylight. Suspicious as hell looking. It’s actually sad because one minor accident and these kids are screwed. Here’s a solution–throw big mama in the trunk and you’ll be able to fit everyone in the car. Problem solved.
My knees hurt just watching this. And how in the hell does this kid get crossed up by a guy like this?! I’ll give him credit for doing what he’s doing but there’s not much element of surprise. Like I know where you’re going with the ball and you still have to shoot it over me.
Side note: Let the Derek Rose jokes ensue…
For those of you who know Eric Andre, you know this is the type of reckless shit he does for his show. For those of you who don’t know him, this is probably why you don’t care to.
I’ll give credit where credit is due, the man can absolutely roll a blunt. Not sure I want any part of it but it certainly looks better than most I’ve seen. As far as lighting it? Ummmmm…
Randy Quaid has officially lost his damn mind–and I love it! Who cares if he’s actually banging his wife in this video, it’s hilarious either way. I get it, the desperation needed to make this video is sad but also equally as entertaining. Somewhere Rupert Murdoch should be scared of what’s next because you just don’t mess with crazies like this. Give the guy his house back and cut your loses.
Side note: The part where he yells “I’mmmmmmm baaaaaaaaaack!” is EPIC on so many levels and had me rolling on the floor.