Big Boo From ‘OITNB’ Takes On Subway Preacher

 

Gothamist: Litchfield Penitentiary’s resident double-crosser’s better known for trying to seduce bible thumpers than out-preach them, but it looks like IRL Big Boo’s got other ideas—this morning, Orange Is The New Black star Lea DeLaria had some choice words for a dreaded hate-spewing subway preacher on the M train, railing at him for sermonizing against liberals and homosexuals and informing him that he and the Tea Party are “everything that’s wrong with America.” A tipster who wishes to remain anonymous sent us the following videos, taken on a Queens-bound M train at around 9 a.m. this morning. After engaging her fellow straphangers in a rousing rendition “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” DeLaria, clad in a t-shirt emblazoned with “Bad Jew,” gets right up into the irritating preacher’s face, calling him a “creepy religious fanatic,” accusing him of lobbing a homosexual slur at her and repeatedly begging him to cease his proselytizing.

 

Never seen an episode of ‘Orange Is The New Black’ and most likely never will. Simply put it’s just not my type of humor. But after seeing the videos above I can tell you if I were on this train I would probably attempt to jump from it while it was moving. Religious freaks are top 3 most annoying people on the NYC subway but the only thing that makes the situation worse is when people speak out against them. Doesn’t matter if they are right or not–now you just have two lunatics yelling and everyone else in that car with a headache and anxiety.

 

 

I Dare You To Have An Argument With This 3-Year Old

 

…cause it’s gonna be an uphill battle. Imagine this kid’s parents? Probably 100X worse than him–where do you think he gets it from? Dude sounds like a gay salsa dancer with all those honey listen and hand gestures but at the same time he’s gonna make a great lawyer when he gets older. Deflecting every question and going on random tangents about table cloths and burning butts. It’s cute now but I bet you that shit gets old FAST.

The Lady Stealing Rhubarb Will Go Down In Internet History

 

I have no idea what rhubarb is but how fucking adorable is this woman?! Kind of a combination of The Exorcist and the old lady from The Goonies. It almost makes me think this isn’t real it’s so priceless. Commenting any further would not do any justice so I’m just gonna watch it about 10 more times.

By far my favorite line: “Don’t call me sweetheart, hunnybun. What are you a lezzie!?”

Kid Goes Ape Shit Over Eaten Noodles

 

I don’t get how things can be that bad. Obama is still president, I’m giving away a good portion of my paycheck to help people not have to live off Ramen noodles, and yet Fat Albert is still crying because big bro’s got the munchies and ate his last bag. Buck up big man, things are on the up. Just a word to the wise, careful who you call bitch though cause you’re on a road to bigger problems than noodles if those ratchets hear that shit again.

Another Day, Another Crazy On The 6 Train

 

Go to 2:10 for the good part

It’s been a crazy couple days down in the NYC subway. But it has to be absolutely terrifying to be on this train when Yokozuna is bull rushing through a crowd of people wielding a Bic in everyone’s face. And you gotta love the woman who tries to talk sense into this crazy like ‘don’t you have kids?’ You think that’s what was running through her head when she was searching through her bag for a shank and the best thing she could find was a pen? This is the 6 train during rush hour. Nope, no kids! Now bring that bitch front and center so I can fillet her like a fish!

Subway Creature Maces Kid

Now what did we learn today kids? Don’t fuck with a pig hooker who is bigger than your 300 lb mother. I never thought I’d say this but I have to side with RuPaul on this one. Fuckin’ little kids couldn’t keep their mouths shut and you know what, the hooker gave you plenty of warnings. It’s his/her birthday tomorrow for christ sakes! I have no idea what this fight is over nor do I care, but I will say that I’m pretty sure this lil bastard will think twice next time he opens his mouth around a 6’5” zoo animal. Unfortunately the kids brother (the one who looks like the fat kid from Nutty Professor “Hercules! Hercules!”) didn’t get his share of mace. But that’s fine because his punishment is now dealing with his blind, crying brother and mother. Not to mention what his mother is going to do to him once she regains vision.

Woman Off Her Meds

A woman talking to herself, screaming at nobody on a NYC subway?  How does this not have 3 million hits on Youtube?? Simple, because I can run down to the ACE right now and record some stupid old twat making a scene for absolutely no reason.

I’m posting this because of how lucky this whack job is.  Of course she picks on the poor little china lady fresh out of her dry cleaning job holding her JC Penny’s brand slacks, she knows this little lady has 0 Kung-Fu skills and won’t fight back.

I wish she took a swing at one of the new generation take no crap girls.  You know the kind with the press on nails, with more CVS aisle 9 products in their hair then Mr. Soul Glo himself. They would of knocked this dumb bitch down in a second.

I think I just came up with a new comic book hero…