Posts Tagged ‘child’

3-Year Old Wakes Up In Coffin At Her Own Funeral

Posted: July 14, 2014 by subwaycreatures in News
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Gawker: A three-year-old Filipino girl pronounced dead last week did a strange thing at her funeral ceremony yesterday: she woke up. The Philippine Star reports on the incident, which was publicized after a video of the funeral went viral and confirmed by the local police department: [Police inspector Heidi] Teelan said while they were not the proper authority to confirm the medical case, but based on the accounts of the child’s parents, the 3-year old girl experienced severe fever for days and was brought to the clinic in the town for medical attention last Friday. “During that time, the attending clinic personnel and physician confirmed that the young patient had no more pulse and was clinically dead last Saturday morning about 9 a.m.,” Teelan said. An attendee saw the unnamed girl’s head move while arranging the coffin. Someone then checked the girl’s pulse and found that she was alive. The girl was given water, taken back to a medical clinic for evaluation, and returned to her family home. According to Teelan, the police “can not make confirmation on the status” of the girl, but believe she remains “in a state of comatose” at the house.

Well that was a close one, huh? I guess thankfully they’re not embalming bodies in the Philippines either. Pretty sure this is how superheroes are created–or shit, maybe the villains too.

 

It’s not often I ‘feel something’ but when I do it’s usually pretty noteworthy. While most of us are dragging our asses to work complaining about the heat and our crowded commute, just remember this 2-year old amputee truckin’ along saying I GOT IT! If this doesn’t motivate you today then I hope someone takes you out back and puts you down like Ol’ Yeller.

 

 

 

Reason #3,241 NOT to have kids. I don’t know if this woman is his mother or not but I’m blaming her for this shit. Kid needs to be cracked in the face for this behavior. Nothing wrong with flexing a little muscle every now and then. Even the guy off camera knew the kid must be on some kind of meds. And if he really did take his medication today, then I think we need to up the dosage, stat!

 

 

This Russian Kid Has A Future In Conducting Music

Posted: March 6, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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Oh yea, no one mind the cute kid in the background directing her fucking heart out.

Little Kid Is Gonna Dunk It; Proceeds To Fail At Life

Posted: October 2, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Classic example of what happens when you’re raised by two mothers.

 

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Kid Runs Around Room With Mom’s Massive Dildo

Posted: September 11, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Think Dennis the Menace here will be laughing in 10 years when he realizes his mom was chasing him around because he was playing hide n’ seek with a dildo bigger than him? I think not. By the way, this might be one of the funniest GIFS I’ve ever made.

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She let go of the swing! What the fuck was that 4-year old thinking?! She let go of the swing! Ah, hey guy, I’m no scientist but I’m pretty sure gravity took control of this situation and just taught your child a valuable lesson on physics. The good news? She was able to get up and walk it off. The bad news? She now looks like Sloth from the Goonies.

 

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Asian Kid Watches Parents Bone In Broad Daylight [SFW]

Posted: August 5, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Now’s not the time to play Curious George junior. Yea, your parents are horrible people for doing this but the more you poke around down there, the longer this is going to take.

 

 

By the end of this clip I’m 99% sure that was a 30 year old midget holding a bottle. Kid nailed the hand gestures and I have no idea what was being said but I definitely caught a ‘you’re a mother fucker’ in there. Future of the world looks bright!

Little Kid Gets Lit Up By Envelopes From The Mailman

Posted: April 26, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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I know it’s sick but there’s nothing like watching a little kid get destroyed by a stack of utility bills. Poor kid is gonna have nightmares of that mail slot.

Side note: Who still has a mail slot? This is probably the family that also has a dog entrance in the back door too right?