Swearing Lacrosse Baby Is Like Looking In A Mirror For Me


I’ll never forget it. Got home from kindergarten and Asian Chris (even at 6 years old that’s how I identified him since we had so many Chris’ in the class) wouldn’t give me his extra chocolate chip cookie I wanted so bad. Walked around the house for an hour screaming ‘goddamn it!’ May or may not have punched a window out bare knuckled. Either way, if this kid is on the same path he’s gonna have issues when he gets older. Godspeed, my son!

Kids Bring The Christmas Spirit To Mommy Early


Mommy was not feeling well and had to stay in the bathroom longer than usual during which my two boys, ages 1 and 3 took my new bag of flour out of the cupboard and destroyed my house. This is from ONE 5lb bag. Don’t believe me? Hand a full bag to a 3 year old and see what happens.


What do you honestly expect Mom? You dress your kid like Oliver Twist and the Hamburglar and this is what you’ll get. Little Zack and his brother playing ‘flour bag explosion’. I love the little kid at the 1:49 mark. “See? See? See, ya dumb bitch? I dare you to leave me in a room by myself again!”