Some Chick Made My Friday By Flour Bombing Kim Kardashian On The Red Carpet

 

Picked this up on The Stool and I love every second of it. I mean a simple prank that is completely harmless and absolutely humiliates Kim. Play it off however you want by telling awful jokes about makeup, but we all know inside there is a volcano that is about to erupt behind the scenes. “Luckily she didn’t get me too bad.” From what I can tell, I don’t think she coulda more accurate.

Side note: Why is the chick in the background of this pic reacting like she just watched JFK’s head get blown off? It’s flour hunny.

 

Kids Bring The Christmas Spirit To Mommy Early

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Mommy was not feeling well and had to stay in the bathroom longer than usual during which my two boys, ages 1 and 3 took my new bag of flour out of the cupboard and destroyed my house. This is from ONE 5lb bag. Don’t believe me? Hand a full bag to a 3 year old and see what happens.

 

What do you honestly expect Mom? You dress your kid like Oliver Twist and the Hamburglar and this is what you’ll get. Little Zack and his brother playing ‘flour bag explosion’. I love the little kid at the 1:49 mark. “See? See? See, ya dumb bitch? I dare you to leave me in a room by myself again!”