"People watch from the safety of your phone"
It’s the classic cause of most fights–a guy stepped on another man’s toes. Only this isn’t your everyday reaction because the father from the Friday movies is the one involved and he’s bat shit crazy. Goes from making a scene on the train to starting a ‘Car Wash’ clap. Pretty epic if you ask me.
Side note: Just like Asians have trouble saying words with L’s in them, why can’t black people say ‘ambulance’?
FOX59: Two women narrowly escaped death after facing down a train earlier this month. On July 10, the women were walking on the railroad tracks on the Shuffle Creek Trestle, a bridge over Lake Lemon about ten miles northeast of Bloomington, when they noticed a train was coming toward them. The engineer of the lead locomotive spotted them as the train came around a curve at 30 mph. The bridge is about 500 feet long and 80 feet high, and the women had nowhere to go. Video from the locomotive shows them trying to run away when they see the train. It’s clear that they won’t be able to make it to safety, and they can’t jump off the side because it’s too high. Meantime, the train horn goes off repeatedly. One woman lies down on the tracks; the other soon follows suit. By the time the train is able to stop, the cars have already passed the point where the women had taken refuge. The engineer assumed the two women had died and contacted the Monroe County Sheriff’s Department to report what happened. The women escaped serious injury. They ran to a nearby car and drove away after their brush with death. They have been identified by law enforcement, and the case is now a criminal matter.
I’d say lying down under a speeding train and coming out with a stubbed toe is definitely something you chalk up in the win column–especially when you have literally seconds to make a decision. How can you not think of Stand By Me when you see a close call like this? As always, I hope they bought a lottery ticket right after this and think twice next time about crossing a train bridge.
Our cameraman admitted to farting on the subway and as you can see it looked absolutely terrible. People seeking air as if the train were filling up with mustard gas. The only thing that could make it worse is if the train got stuck–oh wait, that happened too. You gotta give it to the guy though, he not only took pride in his own stench but was a dead giveaway by filming everyone with a smile on his face.
Reason #3,241 NOT to have kids. I don’t know if this woman is his mother or not but I’m blaming her for this shit. Kid needs to be cracked in the face for this behavior. Nothing wrong with flexing a little muscle every now and then. Even the guy off camera knew the kid must be on some kind of meds. And if he really did take his medication today, then I think we need to up the dosage, stat!
Youtube: A usually boring Monday morning commute to work at Brooklyn was stirred up by this little guy. He joined us at the Fulton street station on the A train going downtown. Someone getting off the train was screaming “RAT on the train!”. But by the time everyone realized what was happening, the doors closed and the train entered the tunnel. We were stuck with him till the other end.
Well I guess that’s one way to snap out of your Monday morning funk than spending $10 on a Starbucks coffee. Imagine the terror on people’s faces when someone yells RAT just as the subway doors close? Pure panic. And this is the A train baby! No switching in between cars on this one.
Side note: Love this lady! It’s like she’s been there and done this a million times with this positioning.
This is why you splurge the money for a cab ride home after the bar. Gets you there faster and you don’t have to worry about people filming you puking up your Campbell’s soup dinner.
-Thanks to Patrick for sending this over
Cause the only thing smelling better than an Indian, is a wet Indian!
Looks somewhat like the 4,5,6 line during the morning rush but a tad crazier.
LiveLeak: A woman was involved in a wreck with two trains on Sunday morning, and Police said the 29-year-old woman was fleeing police when the accident occurred. Officials said the woman walked away with only a broken arm, which seems like a miracle considering images of the vehicle. The mangled Mercedes sat pinned under the train for several hours after the driver was rushed to the hospital. Detective Adam Osoro of the Woods Cross Police Department described the accident.“ It just couldn’t stop in time,” he said of the woman’s vehicle. “It was too close to the incident, didn’t have time to stop.” At about 8:20 a.m., police responded to an unwanted guest disturbance call. In other words, the suspect wouldn’t leave someone’s house. “Our complainant gave a vehicle description of someone that was involved,” Osoro said. “At that time, one of our patrolmen spotted the vehicle and attempted to stop it on Redwood Road.” When the woman didn’t pull over for police, a brief chase began. Osoro said it was during the chase the woman and the trains collided. “There was already a southbound train going across 2600 south, and she hit that train while it was crossing,”Osoro said. “While officers were trying to get her out of her car, a second southbound train hit her vehicle.” Despite the impacts, the woman suffered only a broken arm. “The vehicle sustained heavy damage, so in this case she’s very lucky to still be with us,” Osoro said. Witnesses involved said alcohol was present at the original location, but police haven’t confirmed whether the woman was intoxicated. Police officials said she faces charges for evading arrest, and additional charges are being investigated.
Drunk drivers most of the time live through their own horrific crashes. Case in point, this bitch. Thankfully it was a train she hit and not a soccer mom van carrying kids but it very easily could’ve been. To be honest, I wasn’t even expecting a second train to come through so when it did my jaw dropped. How this hot mess made it through with only a broken arm is mind boggling.
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