Posts Tagged ‘drunk’

Drunk Girl Eats Chips Off Floor Of MetroNorth Train

Posted: July 29, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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So yesterday I tossed up a video of a woman eating a hotdog off the floor of the NYC subway. Now we have this drunk specimen collecting chips off the floor and stuffing her mouth on the MetroNorth. I guess these people don’t visit the site or Instagram page enough to see the kind of shit that happens on these trains.



Man Blocks Subway Doors; Passenger Get Involved

Posted: July 15, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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How annoying are these people? And by ‘these people’ I mean anyone who holds the subway doors when you’re already 10 minutes late for work. I’ve been on trains before where girls block the doors while 4 of their friends are still trying to get through the turnstiles. It’s annoying as hell and there’s pretty much only one way to deal with these people:




The Drunk Fails Compilation For Your Thursday Afternoon

Posted: June 26, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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This might be the best one out there yet! Enjoy!




Just A Typical Night Home On The Metro North

Posted: May 19, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Fights
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Anyone who lives in NYC area knows what it’s like to take the Long Island Rail Road or Metro North home on a Saturday night. This is it–amateur hour. My guess is this was probably over someone stepping on someone’s shoe or looking at someone the wrong way. I guess we can give them credit for not driving drunk though…right?

All You Need To Know About Russia Right Here

Posted: April 14, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Wait for it…wait for it…annnnnd pretty sure this sums up Russia in a two minute video.



Introducing The Greatest Thief Of Our Time

Posted: February 14, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Funny
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Look at’em…just look at’em. As quick as a sloth and as discreet as an army tank driving through Times Square. Just a bull in a china shop. Or a stumbling drunk in a liquor store.

Nasty: Guy Pukes Brains Out On NYC Subway

Posted: January 31, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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This is why you splurge the money for a cab ride home after the bar. Gets you there faster and you don’t have to worry about people filming you puking up your Campbell’s soup dinner.

-Thanks to Patrick for sending this over




Pretty sure this defies the laws of gravity and I’m still trying to figure out how this guy ended up this way. It literally looks like the toilet tried to suck his dick down the drain. He might not remember the previous night but his back pains will be a helpful reminder.


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How To Know You’re Too Drunk To Get Into The Bar…

Posted: January 8, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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When a bouncer tells you that the end of his walkie talkie is a breathalyzer and you blow on it 3 times. Guilty as charged. But why do I get the feeling he still got in?

Passed Out Drunk Guy Swallowed By Python In India

Posted: December 2, 2013 by subwaycreatures in News, WTF
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Sportsmasher: Pythons are constrictors, so it is likely that the snake came across the passed out man and could tell that he was still alive, since pythons can sense heat. The snake then constricted the man, and began to suffocate him while he was passed out, so if the man woke up and realized what was going on it was already too late. Rest in peace, drunk guy, at least your senses were dulled with alcohol when you met your untimely inebriated end.


Haven’t decided if I’m buying this story yet but it was reported on the internet so it has to be true, right? Either way has to be one of the worst ways to go out ever. Happy Monday!