Posts Tagged ‘dive’

Soccer Coach Wins Dive Of The Year

Posted: June 10, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny, Sports
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With the World Cup right around the corner and every American about to become the biggest soccer fan of their life, I felt this was only fitting to post. Just look at the delayed reaction–the dramatic fall to the ground. I’ve seen videos of Taliban members getting sniped to the ground less dramatic than this. Isn’t this the point where someone just throws some of that magic spray on his neck and he gets up completely fine?

 

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Side note: Can’t wait to see all of this shit for the next few weeks:

 

 

This Drunk Russian Kicks Off The Weekend!!!

Posted: March 1, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Weekend Kickoff
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90% sure this is a fake but who gives a shit, it’s the weekend! Have a safe weekend everyone!

 

A dive for the ages folks! Firework goes off 15 feet away from the goalie and he instantly goes down grabbing his head like an IED just went off and he’s missing half his face. Oh I’m sorry, did that hurt your ears? Funny you can take 80,000 fans screaming and chanting as loud as any other sport but when someone throws a party popper onto the field you need a stretcher and an ENT doctor on spot immediately. It’s always the best when something else happens that makes the player forget about his injury. Guess your hearing isn’t that bad since you clearly heard your teammates say incoming. Unreal how this sport is tolerated.