Another Soccer Goalkeeper Is Hit In The Head With A Firework…New Twist This Time

 

Being a soccer goalkeeper looks about as safe as living in the Gaza Strip these days. Just kidding, soccer players wouldn’t last 5 minutes in a war zone. A bomb would go off 10 miles away and they would all dive to the ground and roll around for an hour grabbing their shins. I mean seriously, talk about a delayed reaction. This guy is standing there for a good 3 seconds after the firework goes off before he grabs his face and falls to the ground like he just got sniped out. Here’s the twist this time though. Since the last firework incident, security has cracked down on what fans bring to these games. So how did they get in then? Well, a female fan loaded up some condoms with fireworks and stuffed them inside her to human mule gunpowder into the stadium. The lengths soccer fans go to support their team is unprecedented.

Goalkeeper Gives Us Classic Dive From Firework Thrown Onto Field During Game

 

A dive for the ages folks! Firework goes off 15 feet away from the goalie and he instantly goes down grabbing his head like an IED just went off and he’s missing half his face. Oh I’m sorry, did that hurt your ears? Funny you can take 80,000 fans screaming and chanting as loud as any other sport but when someone throws a party popper onto the field you need a stretcher and an ENT doctor on spot immediately. It’s always the best when something else happens that makes the player forget about his injury. Guess your hearing isn’t that bad since you clearly heard your teammates say incoming. Unreal how this sport is tolerated.

This Just Might Be The Greatest Performance From A Fan Running On To The Field

 

If there’s one thing soccer needs, its entertainment. No wonder they let their fans do whatever they want. This hooligan had time to celebrate a goal with his favorite team, whisper some sweet nothings into the scorer’s ear, and beat off all over the opposing fans before anyone even had the notion of escorting him off. Even then he was still able to pull his pants down and moon some people without being tazed, pepper sprayed, or tackled. This guy is my hero….for the day.