Posts Tagged ‘injury’

 

 

DailyMail: Miami slugger Giancarlo Stanton has taken to Instagram to show fans how far he has come since being hit in the face by a fastball during a game last week. Stanton had doctors appointments scheduled for today after which the team will have a better idea as to whether the Marlins have any hope him returning to the team before the season ends. There will be an official statement on Wednesday, but it’s doubtful he will be able to get back onto the field as he recovers from a gruesome injury. Stanton was hit in the face by an 88 mph pitch from Milwaukee Brewers starter Mike Fiers on Thursday night and sustained facial fractures and dental damage.

Guy Attempts A Cliff Jump; Ends Badly

Posted: May 14, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Should’ve listened to the 20 girls at the bottom instead of trying to show off for them, bruh! Try to count how many people have their hands on their heads opposed to swimming out to help this kid.

 

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NFL: Arizona Cardinals safety Rashad Johnson lost the top of his left middle finger after tackling the New Orleans SaintsDarren Sproles on a punt return during Sunday’s loss, according to The Arizona Republic’s Kent Somers. According to Somers, Johnson came to the sideline after the play with a finger injury. He took off his glove, and the tip of his finger remained behind. Johnson, by our count, then stayed in the game after the injury. Johnson had surgery after the game to shave his finger down to the first knuckle, according to the report. The bone was exposed so infection is a possible concern.

 

Nasty stuff right here. I’d love to know how it happened and the fact that he still went back in the game is nuts.

 

Oh come on Rick! Have some balls and live a little! And that’s exactly what I’d like to do. Not spend my trip to Spain on a cobble street holding my leg and torso together while a Fiat with sharpened horns repeatedly sticks me into the ground. I’ll be the guy on the other side of the fence holding a camera and laughing at all the people running wondering why they signed up for this stupid event. Wanna get crazy and cross something off your bucket list? Walk around the streets of Detroit as a white guy post Trayvon Martin verdict.

 

The father’s logic is EXACTLY what I would say. Well, it’s his fault, he shouldn’t have had his head there. Couldn’t care less. And he’s 100% right. Hey kid, you put your head down on the skee ball ramp don’t be surprised when my daughter Jenny Finch’s you in the dome with a wooden cannonball.

 

A dive for the ages folks! Firework goes off 15 feet away from the goalie and he instantly goes down grabbing his head like an IED just went off and he’s missing half his face. Oh I’m sorry, did that hurt your ears? Funny you can take 80,000 fans screaming and chanting as loud as any other sport but when someone throws a party popper onto the field you need a stretcher and an ENT doctor on spot immediately. It’s always the best when something else happens that makes the player forget about his injury. Guess your hearing isn’t that bad since you clearly heard your teammates say incoming. Unreal how this sport is tolerated.

 

Not sure what the hell is going on in this clip but might have to lean with real. No one smashes a picture over their head on purpose, right? But then again, why the hell is a picture randomly falling off the wall at the most perfect time? What do you think? Real or Fake?

UPDATE: Definitely real. Her chair bumps the picture and that’s why it falls. Who has a self portrait of themselves like that. Bitch got what she deserved.

 

NJ.com:

For the Giants, incredibly, it can get worse. And it just has. After losing three cornerbacks, defensive tackle Marvin Austin and backup linebacker Clint Sintim to season-ending injuries in the past month, the Giants will now be without their starting middle linebacker Jonathan Goff, who suffered a torn anterior cruciate ligament, according to someone informed of the injury. The person requested anonymity because the Giants haven’t yet commented on the situation. Someone else informed of the specifics of the injury, who also asked not to be named, said Goff knocked knees with a teammate in practice on Monday. He left to ice his knee, but was still having issues today, so he went for an MRI that revealed the full extent of the injury. The person said linebacker Kawika Mitchell is on his way for a visit and might be added to help fill the void created by the loss of Goff. Mitchell has not yet been signed, though. Mitchell, 31, was with the Giants in 2007, though he played the weak side while Antonio Pierce manned the middle. Mitchell also played for Giants defensive coordinator Perry Fewell for all of 2008 and five games of 2009 before suffering a season-ending injury. As for options on the roster, the team has left itself nothing but rookies behind Goff. Greg Jones, a sixth-round pick, was impressive in spurts in the preseason but is nowhere near ready to assume such a role as the starter in the middle. Undrafted rookie Mark Herzlich saw some time in the middle, but like Jones, moving into a starting role after a short offseason and training camp, would be a stretch. The backup in the middle during the preseason was Phillip Dillard, the team’s fourth-round pick last year, though he was waived and not added to the practice squad. Goff, a fifth-round pick in 2008 who has worked to become a more complete player, was in line for a sizeable payday after the season, as this was the final year of his rookie contract. He now joins cornerback Terrell Thomas, wide receivers Steve Smith and Domenik Hixon and linebacker/defensive end Mathias Kiwanuka as Giants who suffered serious injuries in their contract seasons over the past two years.

So at least we know that the NY Giants practice squad will be starting on Sunday afternoon. Jesus Christ I’m scared to even say this but just when you think it can’t get any worse, somehow it gets worse. I’m contemplating running down to the TIMEX field, suiting up, and jumping on the line of scrimmage. Giants’ fans hang in there. I’m still predicting a ‘W’ on Sunday! And on a side note, the Giants defense/special teams is still somehow ranked above the Jets…