Posts Tagged ‘head’

Kid Throws Desk At Classmates Head; Welcomes Him Back To School

Posted: September 10, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Fights
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Liveleak: 2 kids in my 7th period got hit into an argument because (kid in the blue) went into (kid in the red )’s bag while he went to the office. Kid in Blue was laughing in his face that he stole a soda out of Kid in Red shirt’s bag , therefore this is how he reacted.

 

Welcome back to school, kids! The first days back are always the easiest but I have a feeling it’s gonna be a long year for these two.

 

The father’s logic is EXACTLY what I would say. Well, it’s his fault, he shouldn’t have had his head there. Couldn’t care less. And he’s 100% right. Hey kid, you put your head down on the skee ball ramp don’t be surprised when my daughter Jenny Finch’s you in the dome with a wooden cannonball.

Asian Guy Discreetly Indiscreetly Gets Head On Subway

Posted: April 22, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny, WTF
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C’mon dude like we don’t know what’s going on here. The dead giveaway is your O-face every 5 seconds, not to mention the repositioning of the jacket. I wonder how much of that book he was reading at the moment he could actually tell you about.

-Thanks to Meghan for this

 

I think we all needed this this morning.

Kids Film Road Head From Back Of School Bus

Posted: September 18, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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I’m sure she was just looking for her contact.

What You Get When You Hold A Shotgun Like A Hand Gun

Posted: August 16, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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The fact that people like this own guns scares the hell out of me.

New Beer Mug Gives Drink Instant Head

Posted: June 27, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Cause we can all use some head with our beer.

 

I still think the Metta World Peace elbow looked worse than this. Don’t worry though, she was OK…

To be honest, I have no idea if she was OK…she could be dead for all I know.

How Accurate Is This “Shit Blowjobs Say” Video?

Posted: March 14, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny, Sexy
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It’s about time someone has come out with an accurate and funny “Shit people say” video. Pretty sure they managed to cover everything in this one…

 

Remember growing up when your parents would always tell you not to put your face over the fireworks you were about to light? Well this is kinda like that only with a high powered shot gun. People like this deserve to get Kurt Cobain’d because if you’re stupid enough to put your face over the barrel of a shot gun that you just pumped 2 rounds into, I can’t feel bad for you. If the hat you’re wearing on your head has a hole in it that looks like a gaping asshole, you know something went wrong. Now go buy a lottery ticket because today is your lucky day.